featherxquill: (Trelawney Accio Brain)
2009-04-21 05:22 am
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Hahahahaha

I have just discovered the hella amusing that is PG Porn. For people who love everything about porn... except the sex.

It has all the awesome of terrible acting, women in randomly short skirts and plots as flimsy as their tops, without the sex! Really, it's genius!

LMAO.
featherxquill: (PWND)
2008-11-24 11:57 pm

VIDEO AND PICSPAMMAGE

I watched two random, obscure Miranda films I've had on my shelf for months, today. The first was Jacob Two-Two Meets the Hooded Fang, which was a cheesy, weird kids movie in which a six year old kid knocks his head in a store where he's gone to buy tomatoes and had the owners take the mickey out of him, passes out and dreams that he's been sentenced to two years, two months, two weeks, two hours, two minutes and five seconds in a children's prison called Slimer's Island (by a rapping Judge played by Ice T, in pre-Fin days), run by a dude called The Hooded Fang, who has two sidekicks, Mr Fish and Miss Fowl. Miss Fowl (Miranda) has a weird prosthetic pointy nose, totally has the hots for the Hooded Fang, has a MUSICAL NUMBER ABOUT IT WTF, and also has fucking awesome boots.

I didn't take any caps and I can't be bothered to put it back in and do so right now, but perhaps I'll cap the boots of awesome for you at some point. Miranda actually has quite a visible role.

I also watched 'Eat The Rich', which is.... well, I don't really know. Black comedy, social commentary, written by people on crack? Whatever, it was fun enough. Miranda only has one scene, so I capped it. I also made a clip of it, and am posting both. I think that the caps are quite possibly funnier, because of the sequence and the fact that you have no idea what is going on.

MIRANDA CRAZYFACES )

Also, New Charlie The Unicorn Snippet )
featherxquill: (mydecember)
2005-07-18 09:17 pm
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LOL!

AHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Completely spoiler free humour.

I needed that.

ETA: Not mine, btw. No idea who drew it.
featherxquill: (Default)
2005-06-15 08:01 pm
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For anyone who has ever made the mistake of downloading a BonziBuddy

I feel the need to share this with you:

:-) It's in my favourites list, and every time I click it, it makes me smile.

featherxquill: (wtf)
2005-06-15 06:34 pm
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*Dies*

This fic is SO, SO, SO wrong. You HAVE to go and read it.

Dursleycest, with some Scabbers, Fawkes and Dumbledore cock thrown in.

*Sporks brain and dies*
featherxquill: (Default)
2005-05-20 12:07 am
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....*scrubbing brain*

This fic is so scarily in canon, as far as Harry sees the Dursleys. On one level, amusing, on another, hrrifying - a total antidote to all the 'there is more to Petunia' fics. I usually go for the latter, but this was enjoyable, even though it made me want to scrub my brain.

Title: Happy Anniversary
Author: Kaz
Email: kaz@nearheralways.com
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Petunia/Vernon
Summary: For jennymalfoy, who requested Petunia/Vernon fluffy romance (their monthly 'How's your father' as it were) as her pairing of choice after the Squick Challenge. Hope this fits the bill!

Here
featherxquill: (Default)
2005-04-15 03:50 pm
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Fic Rec

Hey flist, you simply must check this out. I laughed my arse off.

He Died How?

Author: Knight Of Swords
Characters: Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy
Genre: Humor
Rating: S-PT
Warnings: Character Death

Summary: This is a one-shot fic for 30minutefics, done entirely in dialogue. Severus and Lucius gossip at Cornelius Fudge's funeral 10 years after the fall of Voldemort.
featherxquill: (Default)
2005-03-21 11:50 pm
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The Muggle Experience is COMPLETE!

Chapter Four - Just Hang In There

After being trapped in an elevator with Sybill Trelawney, Minerva finally gets her chance to get back at the one that put her there in the first place - Albus!

On Lumos: http://lumos.sycophanthex.com/viewstory.php?sid=1615

On ff.net: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2270916/4/


I received rather less reviews for chapter three than I had for the previous chapter.
I'm not sure whether that was because of my rather large gap in updates, or something within the story that the readers of the previous chapters didn't like. If the latter, I'd love to know what it was. I welcome all reviews, as long as they're not flames.
featherxquill: (Default)
2005-02-21 10:55 pm
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Weheheheheheheeeeel....

HP Hardcore. Sick, but strangely amusing.


hp_hardcore presents Hardcore Valentines! Click here to get your own!

Also:

If there is someone on your friends list you would love to have an epic, sweaty, damn near legendary, 12 hour fuckathon with, post this same exact sentence in your journal.

*Angel wings*