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Title: A Feather in One’s Cap
Rating:NC-17
Word Count: 13,000
Characters and/or Pairings: Minerva McGonagall/Rolanda Hooch/Rita Skeeter
Summary: Rita Skeeter finds sports reporting to be just about the dullest job ever. After a Quidditch game, she goes in search of a story that is actually entertaining, and finds herself part of a narrative more salacious than anything even she could come up with.
Warnings: Pottermore-what-Pottermore. And a little bit of Quidditch-bashing? The author is sorry, but Rita Skeeter just doesn't like sport. The shoes are nowhere near cute enough.
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] queen_of_snapes for [livejournal.com profile] hoggywartyxmas. A great big thank you to my betas, [livejournal.com profile] an_fhanai and [livejournal.com profile] cranky__crocus for their editing, cheerleading and idea-sharing skills. This fic wouldn't be half the story it is without them. Please see the end of the fic for a further note about Kiwi's input in the process of this story.

A Feather in One's Cap )
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Title: Blindness and Stars
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 11,000
Pairing: Rita Skeeter/Amelia Bones
Summary: In the months following Voldemort’s first defeat, two women with similarly ambitious natures but very different ethics cross paths often enough that they decide to try walking together.
Warnings: Ministry politics? Abnormally large Hufflepuff population?
Author's Notes: Thanks to my fabulous beta, Katie! Written for Mcgonagallsgirl as part of the [community profile] hoggywartyxmas exchange.

Blindness and Stars )

featherxquill: (YAY)
i. Still reading Towers of Midnight and writing my Hoggywartyxmas fic. New meme entry forthcoming.

ii. Yuletide signups are open! \o/ *runs around flailing about WHAT TO REQUEST OMG SO MANY IDEAS WHAT.

iii. This video is made of lulz.



iv. OMFG its a Rita promo pic eeeeeeeeeeee! )
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So tonight I updated my fic masterlist - expanded the 'fanfic100 prompt table link' because it meant nothing was visible, and also, wtf, there is no way I am ever going to finish that. 100 fics sounds easy until you actually start writing them. This was possibly me being productive, but also possibly me procrastinating the story I'm trying to write right now. Dear fic, this was meant to be an easy little thing to keep my brain amused so it didn't start writing my [livejournal.com profile] minerva_fest fic three months in advance and then go insane waiting for posting to happen. You have no business being so lazy and hard. Please get easier, because you are so far possibly awesome, even though you are only, like, 2 pages, and the second half of the pairing is off somewhere trying on satin blouses or something and hasn't even shown up yet. I am determined to make you work, so please Get On With It, because I would like to start aforementioned fest fic in early July, since I forsee it growing a mind of its own and being epic. Kthx, Me.

Anyway, yes. So AFTER messing around with my fic list, I went and updated the Rita Skeeter Masterlist, which was desperately in need of it. I reorganised it a little, too. Gen is at the top, then humour/crack, pairing in alphabetical order of character where there are at least two stories, Other Pairings, Art, and then dead links sitting all sad at the bottom.

I think I got everything? I am uncertain, because there were a few months there where I failed to read my flist, like, at all, but people do tend to poke me in the direction of Rita fics when they're posted. Still, if you know of anything that I've left off, please let me know? Also, if there are any more dead links I didn't catch, or invisible b0rked coding? Or if you know of somewhere I can find any of the listed dead links? (FYI, I think - I HOPE - FictionAlley is just down. It's coming back, right?)

Conclusions I have come to from updating the list. The world needs Rita/Xeno, more Rita/Bellatrix (either fem or fucked up schoolgirl friendship, or both), more Rita/Minerva because they are AWESOME, more Rita/Rufus for the same reason, and also I have written so many weird and wonderful pairings.

Bring on the DH promo pics! I hope there'll be a Rita Renaissance!
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Have Dreamwidth! Will add people soon. I'm featherxuill over there too. Add me if you like! I've posted my Beholder fic there, because it allows larger posts so I was able to put my whole fic up there in one hit. Apparently crossposting doesn't work, though, if the post is too long for LJ. So. Linkage.


Title: Apart
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Rita Skeeter
Word Count: 15,000
Summary: After the war, Draco doesn’t know who he is apart from the mark on his arm. Rita is unlike anyone he’s ever known and her difference aids him in discovery.
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] ldymusyc for HP Beholder. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] florahart for the beta!

( Apart )

featherxquill: (Green dragonfly)
Title: Beetle Dreams
Pairing Luna Lovegood/Rita Skeeter
Rating: R
Summary: In the summer after her seventh year, Luna is bereft and uncertain about her future. She spends her days in the sun by the creek, reading or looking at the clouds. One afternoon she finds a strange beetle there and takes it home with her, then at night she is visited by a dream woman in beetle-green satin.
Author's Notes: Written for Ali. Hope you like it, hon! Fanfic100 prompt #63: Summer. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] an_fhanai for being such an awesome beta ♥. Luna may or may not be eighteen in this fic, but she is of legal age in her universe, and contextually a consenting adult.

The dream woman sits in the chair and watches watches watches, and Luna knows it definitely isn’t Mum because the woman’s gaze makes her twist and turn under the sheets and slip her hand beneath the waistband of her knickers )

featherxquill: (Rita Makani art)
Title: Said the Spider to the Fly
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sirius Black/Rita Skeeter
Summary: Kicked out of the house by a best mate who's about to propose, Sirius heads to the Leaky fully intending to drown his frustration in a of pint of beer, but the blonde woman across the bar seems like a much better outlet for it.
Author's notes: Many thanks to my fabulous beta, [livejournal.com profile] an_fhanai. Written for [livejournal.com profile] chibitoaster in the [livejournal.com profile] smutty_claus exchange.


Said the Spider to the Fly )

Ritaspam

Oct. 18th, 2008 08:22 pm
featherxquill: (Miranda candy)
I can't believe that even years after the film, and when I think I have search the intarwebs so thoroughly, that there can still be Rita pictures I've not seen before.

But there are. And they make me go ljgkasgdhgfdgfdjhfdJHGFD.

The first one is the best and I think I shall have to make an icon of it )
featherxquill: (Rita Makani art)
Title: The Minister’s Wife
Pairing: Rufus Scrimgeour/Rita Skeeter
Rating: NC-17
Summary: After years of hard work and scheming, Rufus Scrimgeour has finally been made Minister of Magic. But every success has a price, and this one seems to be expensive indeed.

A/N: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sugarquill39 and [livejournal.com profile] florahart for looking this over. For FF100 prompt 23: Lovers. This fic was very much inspired by edgewise's Beholder request. Why yes, this many months after the exchange. This bunny has been attempting to get me to write it ever since.

So, what? You reach the pinnacle of your career and I have to stop being everything I am and become just the Minister’s Wife? )

featherxquill: (Rita Makani art)
Three Rita fics written the last month! This makes Angie a bouncy little fangirl. They're all awesome, and you should run and read them.

Publishable News | Gen | PG | by [livejournal.com profile] inkvoices

A fun, humorous piece. I love the snarky Rita headvoice.


Onychophilia | Rita/Cedric | NC-17 | by [livejournal.com profile] ldymusyc

ahdsgshsgjs;jkl. This fic is amazing. Cedric has fingernail fetish, and it's HOT, and REAL, and the characterisation and sexual tension is just amazing. [livejournal.com profile] ldymusyc seems to have reached into my brain and picked out everything I love in a Rita characterisation and put it into a fic.


Everything Old is New Again | Rita/Gilderoy | NC-17 | Anonymous

This fic is hilarious, and narcissistic as only this pairing could be, hot, and altogether surprising and wonderful. Go read it now.

Go forth and read!

featherxquill: (Rita Harry Eqqus)
Title: And Here’s to You, Mrs Robinson
Pairing: Rita/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Neville would like to... well, um... And Rita’s the only woman he knows who... well, yes. Rita is a capable and willing teacher. Neville is an enthusiastic (if slightly nervous) student.

Notes: This fic is based on characters and relationships written in [livejournal.com profile] wizardwatch RPG. For the benefit of anyone unfamiliar with the game, it was basically HP Big Brother. During their time in the house, Rita and Neville slept together twice. This fic is my own imagining of what could happen two years on. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] celtmama for the beta, and [livejournal.com profile] regasssa, for not minding me usurping her fabulous Neville. FF100 prompt #10: Years. All characters in this fic are consenting adults.


If it hadn’t been for sleeping with Neville in front of the entirety of wizarding Britain, Rita would never have known so many wizards knew songs from old Muggle films )

Fic: Glass

Jan. 22nd, 2008 10:47 pm
featherxquill: (Lucius hair ribbon)
Title: Glass
Pairing: Lucius Malfoy/Rita Skeeter
Rating: R
Warnings: Character death, stalking, voyeurism
Summary: Your wife's dead, Malfoy. The Dementors steal his memories of Narcissa's smile, and when they come back she is changed, with curled hair and scarlet nails and a green quill. If you're not crazy before you go to Azkaban, you come out that way.

Notes: Written for the Lucius FQF prompt: After the death of his wife, Lucius wants revenge and he doesn't care who he extracts it from. I tend to interpret prompts rather broadly. Also for FF100 promt: Colourless. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] celtmama for the beta.

her face is strange, like he’s looking at her through glass etched with one picture and there’s another underneath that he can’t see clearly )

featherxquill: (Rita pretty)
Title: And In Short, I Was Afraid.
Pairing: Rufus Scrimgeour/Rita Skeeter
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Rufus Scrimgeour hates the freedom of the press.
Notes: Inspired by/for [livejournal.com profile] scytheandroses, because her Scrimgeour brain muse clearly wants my Rita one bad she is awesome. The title comes from her favourite poet. Also for the [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100 prompt 'Outsides'. God knows why, but that was the prompt that inspired me, and this is what came out.

And he hates Rita Skeeter especially )

featherxquill: (Rita/Snape)
Title: She Smirks In Scarlet
Pairing: Rita/Severus (with a tiny moment of implied Rita/Pansy)
Rating: Light R
Summary: He knows there’s only one way to master this creature in his grip. Give her what she wants
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] snape_rarepairs pairing of the month, and the challenge 'power'. Also for the [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100 prompt 'She'.


she’s not afraid of him at all and it makes him want to break her )

featherxquill: (Rita writes porn)
The [livejournal.com profile] hp_lovebirds reveals post is up!

[livejournal.com profile] dandydevildog drew I Get My Way With You for me, which is Rita/Hermione, and hot :)

And my contribution was this, for [livejournal.com profile] eduaimon. I shall also say it is for the [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100 prompt 'Red'.


Title: She's Your Cocaine
Pairing: Rita/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: BDSM
Summary: She met her again in Amsterdam, of all places.

This place was like gunpowder – bright when all lit up, but it smelled like danger )

Fic: Twist

Sep. 1st, 2006 05:00 pm
featherxquill: (Rita cradle robber)
Title: Twist
Pairing: Rita Skeeter/Vicky Frobisher (post-Hogwarts)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: D/s, spanking
Summary: Vicky Frobisher doesn't like women. No, not at all.

A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] millieweasley and inspired by this rp at [livejournal.com profile] the_leaky. Obviously, Millie's version of Vicky was what made this fic happen, but the liberties I've taken with the character and her actions are purely my own :). Also for the ff100 prompt 'Touch' and [livejournal.com profile] legomymalfoy's Cunnilingus challenge. Stole the title from Goldfrapp. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] wishing_wounds for the beta.

Fight me, try me, kiss me like you like me, twist it around again and again )

featherxquill: (Rita pretty)
A belated happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] ledivinemarquis, and Happy Valentines Day, my dear. As a gift, two shots of your preferred poison in somewhat dangerous cocktails. Drink them both down now or savour one later, but be careful, they're quite potent.


Title: The Light and The Darkness
Pairing: Rita/Severus
Rating: R, to be safe.

She was wearing a corset the first time he saw her )


Title: Ink
Pairing: Rita/Bellatrix
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Blood and a lot of dark kink

She carved the ‘R’ over her left breast years ago with that acid green quill )


Author's Notes and Credits )
featherxquill: (Poppy)
Title: The Difference
Pairing: Rita Skeeter/Poppy Pomfrey
Rating: PG
Summary: For all you know, this could be the difference between what you are and what you want to be.
A/N: This is a very, very belated Christmas er... Chinese New Year (heh) gift for [livejournal.com profile] fey_spirit. I'm sorry it took so long, but I hope you enjoy it, Fey. The title and summary are Matchbox 20 lyrics. I decided just as I finished the story that they worked very well.

I was just about to go home. You’ve been in your animagus form too long. )
featherxquill: (Rita Makani art)
I did this on a whim, since I met a new person on AIM tonight and was reccing her my favourite Rita stories, and had to go to about ten different places to find the links. I thus thought it might be a good idea to have a Rita Skeeter Masterlist, and made one! :)

Note: This is by no means comprehensive. There is a lot of crap out there, and I think I've managed to find the gems amongst it. If there is anything I've forgotten or missed, please let me know! :)

I have included fic and fanart. I have not included wallpapers or icons. This isn't because I don't consider icons and wallpapers to be art, but because they are so incredibly numerous, and very often in multi-character or multi-fandom posts.

Many of these pieces are R or NC-17. Adults only, please.

This is a work in progress, I hope it will continue to grow as Miranda-induced Rita love takes over fandom!!

Masterlist of Rita Skeeter Fanwork )

Composition Of Sorts - Rita/Luna, by [livejournal.com profile] redpiratemel
featherxquill: (Rita)
Title: An Unexpected Understanding
Rating: R
Warnings: HBP Spoilers
Pairing: Rita Skeeter/Minerva McGonagall
Summary: Following the funeral, Minerva agrees to allow Rita to interview her. The result is something neither woman would have expected.
A/N: For the Rita Skeeter Fuh-Q-Fest at [livejournal.com profile] ritaskeeter_. Dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] ledivinemarquis because she wins at internets, and life, and saucy ideas, and a great many other things ;).

An acid green quill snapped in her thin fingers. Grief made her ruthless and desperate. )

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