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The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...	climb onto your roof and practice your naked yodeling to passing 747s.
Then, after lunch...	leap on random pedestrians and demand that your need for piggy back rides be sated, lest you kill again.
Dinner will consist of...	three fifths of Jack, a pack of smokes, and some Valium.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...	howl at the moon, passing pedestrians, cars, small animals, and anything else that catches your attention.
At the height of your madness, you will call	miss_nightshade
And the two of you will proceed to...	go to a club and have a contest to see who can lick the most unwitting strangers by dawn.
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