*Dies*

This fic is SO, SO, SO wrong. You HAVE to go and read it.

Dursleycest, with some Scabbers, Fawkes and Dumbledore cock thrown in.

*Sporks brain and dies*

For anyone who has ever made the mistake of downloading a BonziBuddy

I feel the need to share this with you:

:-) It's in my favourites list, and every time I click it, it makes me smile.