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Title: Nobody’s Nothing
Author: lilith_morgana
Rating: R
Pairing: Rita Skeeter/Minerva McGonagall (/Sybil Trelawney)
Length: 800 words, more or less.
Notes: I believe I intended this for a Pornish Pixies threesome challenge but since that was last summer I think there’s a chance I didn’t finish in time. Now, it’s not very sexy either, so there. This should be set sometime before Ashes and Ashes and Secondhand Passion which, in turn, is set during Rita’s time trapped in a jar... I swear this pairing makes much more sense in my head! Rita + Minerva = omgtheirbitchygrownuploveissoFOREVER. M/S The Idealist and the Sell-Out, or something. Oh come on.


Nobody's Nothing

This fic is so scarily in canon, as far as Harry sees the Dursleys. On one level, amusing, on another, hrrifying - a total antidote to all the 'there is more to Petunia' fics. I usually go for the latter, but this was enjoyable, even though it made me want to scrub my brain.

Title: Happy Anniversary
Author: Kaz
Email: kaz@nearheralways.com
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Petunia/Vernon
Summary: For jennymalfoy, who requested Petunia/Vernon fluffy romance (their monthly 'How's your father' as it were) as her pairing of choice after the Squick Challenge. Hope this fits the bill!

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