featherxquill: (Green dragonfly)
Title: Beetle Dreams
Pairing Luna Lovegood/Rita Skeeter
Rating: R
Summary: In the summer after her seventh year, Luna is bereft and uncertain about her future. She spends her days in the sun by the creek, reading or looking at the clouds. One afternoon she finds a strange beetle there and takes it home with her, then at night she is visited by a dream woman in beetle-green satin.
Author's Notes: Written for Ali. Hope you like it, hon! Fanfic100 prompt #63: Summer. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] an_fhanai for being such an awesome beta ♥. Luna may or may not be eighteen in this fic, but she is of legal age in her universe, and contextually a consenting adult.

The dream woman sits in the chair and watches watches watches, and Luna knows it definitely isn’t Mum because the woman’s gaze makes her twist and turn under the sheets and slip her hand beneath the waistband of her knickers )

featherxquill: (Rita Makani art)
Title: The Minister’s Wife
Pairing: Rufus Scrimgeour/Rita Skeeter
Rating: NC-17
Summary: After years of hard work and scheming, Rufus Scrimgeour has finally been made Minister of Magic. But every success has a price, and this one seems to be expensive indeed.

A/N: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sugarquill39 and [livejournal.com profile] florahart for looking this over. For FF100 prompt 23: Lovers. This fic was very much inspired by edgewise's Beholder request. Why yes, this many months after the exchange. This bunny has been attempting to get me to write it ever since.

So, what? You reach the pinnacle of your career and I have to stop being everything I am and become just the Minister’s Wife? )

featherxquill: (Rita Makani art)
The Beholder reveals are up! Here is my fic, and a list of my favourites from the exchange coming soon.

Title: To Earth, Like Ashes
Pairing: Rita Skeeter/Igor Karkaroff
Rating: R
Word Count: 5,500
Warnings: Er, politics? (and canon character death)
Summary: In the summer following Voldemort’s acknowledged return to power, the International Confederation of Wizards call an emergency meeting in Sofia, Bulgaria. It’s Rita Skeeter’s first assignment in a year. It’s where Igor Karkaroff has gone to disappear.
Author's/Artist's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] xochiquetzl for hp_beholder. Also for FF100 prompt 44: Circle. Many thanks to beta-of-fabulousness, [livejournal.com profile] an_fhani. Any mistakes in regard to Eastern European politics are my own.

To Earth, Like Ashes )

featherxquill: (Rita Harry Eqqus)
Title: And Here’s to You, Mrs Robinson
Pairing: Rita/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Neville would like to... well, um... And Rita’s the only woman he knows who... well, yes. Rita is a capable and willing teacher. Neville is an enthusiastic (if slightly nervous) student.

Notes: This fic is based on characters and relationships written in [livejournal.com profile] wizardwatch RPG. For the benefit of anyone unfamiliar with the game, it was basically HP Big Brother. During their time in the house, Rita and Neville slept together twice. This fic is my own imagining of what could happen two years on. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] celtmama for the beta, and [livejournal.com profile] regasssa, for not minding me usurping her fabulous Neville. FF100 prompt #10: Years. All characters in this fic are consenting adults.

If it hadn’t been for sleeping with Neville in front of the entirety of wizarding Britain, Rita would never have known so many wizards knew songs from old Muggle films )

Fic: Glass

Jan. 22nd, 2008 10:47 pm
featherxquill: (Lucius hair ribbon)
Title: Glass
Pairing: Lucius Malfoy/Rita Skeeter
Rating: R
Warnings: Character death, stalking, voyeurism
Summary: Your wife's dead, Malfoy. The Dementors steal his memories of Narcissa's smile, and when they come back she is changed, with curled hair and scarlet nails and a green quill. If you're not crazy before you go to Azkaban, you come out that way.

Notes: Written for the Lucius FQF prompt: After the death of his wife, Lucius wants revenge and he doesn't care who he extracts it from. I tend to interpret prompts rather broadly. Also for FF100 promt: Colourless. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] celtmama for the beta.

her face is strange, like he’s looking at her through glass etched with one picture and there’s another underneath that he can’t see clearly )

featherxquill: (Snape)
Title: You Are Not Her
Pairing: Rita/Snape
Rating: R at a pinch, but more like a heavy PG-13
Warnings: DH SPOILERS, character death (canon), pregnancy.
Summary: You are not her, his eyes say the first time she seduces him.

A/N: Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] celtmama, [livejournal.com profile] chibitoaster and [livejournal.com profile] norwegianne for looking this over. For ff100 prompt 034: Not Enough. My apologies to Live for completely twisting the meaning of such an uplifting song.

Rita doesn’t know who She is but he maps their difference in his fetish for stockings and heels and tightly curled blonde hair (nothing like Her)and she thinks she can guess )

featherxquill: (Rita pretty)
Title: And In Short, I Was Afraid.
Pairing: Rufus Scrimgeour/Rita Skeeter
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Rufus Scrimgeour hates the freedom of the press.
Notes: Inspired by/for [livejournal.com profile] scytheandroses, because her Scrimgeour brain muse clearly wants my Rita one bad she is awesome. The title comes from her favourite poet. Also for the [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100 prompt 'Outsides'. God knows why, but that was the prompt that inspired me, and this is what came out.

And he hates Rita Skeeter especially )


Jul. 10th, 2007 04:17 am
featherxquill: (Rita/Snape)
Rita/Snape, 299 words, for the [livejournal.com profile] snape_rarepairs 24 hour drabble challenge, prompt: exposé. NC-17. Also FF100 prompt #65: Passing.

red lips pursed and blonde hair all spread out )

featherxquill: (Quill/writing)
Title: Quill
Characters: Rita Skeeter, omniscent saleswoman.
Rating: G
Word Count: 304. For the [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100 prompt 001: Beginnings

She buys the acid-green quill with her first paycheque )

featherxquill: (Rita/Snape)
Title: She Smirks In Scarlet
Pairing: Rita/Severus (with a tiny moment of implied Rita/Pansy)
Rating: Light R
Summary: He knows there’s only one way to master this creature in his grip. Give her what she wants
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] snape_rarepairs pairing of the month, and the challenge 'power'. Also for the [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100 prompt 'She'.

she’s not afraid of him at all and it makes him want to break her )

featherxquill: (Rita writes porn)
The [livejournal.com profile] hp_lovebirds reveals post is up!

[livejournal.com profile] dandydevildog drew I Get My Way With You for me, which is Rita/Hermione, and hot :)

And my contribution was this, for [livejournal.com profile] eduaimon. I shall also say it is for the [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100 prompt 'Red'.

Title: She's Your Cocaine
Pairing: Rita/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: BDSM
Summary: She met her again in Amsterdam, of all places.

This place was like gunpowder – bright when all lit up, but it smelled like danger )

Fic: Twist

Sep. 1st, 2006 05:00 pm
featherxquill: (Rita cradle robber)
Title: Twist
Pairing: Rita Skeeter/Vicky Frobisher (post-Hogwarts)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: D/s, spanking
Summary: Vicky Frobisher doesn't like women. No, not at all.

A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] millieweasley and inspired by this rp at [livejournal.com profile] the_leaky. Obviously, Millie's version of Vicky was what made this fic happen, but the liberties I've taken with the character and her actions are purely my own :). Also for the ff100 prompt 'Touch' and [livejournal.com profile] legomymalfoy's Cunnilingus challenge. Stole the title from Goldfrapp. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] wishing_wounds for the beta.

Fight me, try me, kiss me like you like me, twist it around again and again )

featherxquill: (Miranda cigarette)
You know, somehow I don't think I'm going the right way about these uni readings. I do a few readings on film noir, and guess what, I get a RITA BUNNY. So here. Have this :)

Title: Le Femme
Rating: G
Prompt: Black
Characters: Rita, Stella, their parents.
Summary: When she was eight years old, Rita's parents took her to the cinema.

Film Noir, Daddy said; that's French )

featherxquill: (Rita writes porn)
So I was in Queensland for the weekend, and I had no net access. Therefore, I finished the cracktastic fic I got an idea for at Patronus. Yes, I probably am insane. Using up one of my 'writer's choice' ff100 prompts for this.

Title: The Mating Rituals of Magical Objects -- or The Snake and the Scoop (or lack thereof)
Genre: Crack, humour, object!porn? I don't bloody well know
Rating: PG-13 or R, I guess. Lots of innudendo and suggestion
Pairing: Quill/pimp cane (and Rita/Lucius implied)
Summary: Does it need one?

Yes, the quill is a she )

featherxquill: (Rita)
Title: Alternate Endings, Part 2
Rating: R for subject matter
Characters: Rita, Bellatrix
Warnings: Character death
Summary: During the war, Rita is captured by Deatheaters and held hostage for negotiations with the Ministry. In what will be the last week of her life if the Ministry do not give in, Rita and Bellatrix spend the nights talking.

A/N: For the Rita Skeeter Gen Challenge at [livejournal.com profile] ritaskeeter_ and the [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100 prompt 'friends'. Inspired by the film The Crying Game. Companion to Alternate Endings, Part 1, the second of two 'endings' fics, which may or may not be how I see Rita's future by the time I come out the end of this ff100 tunnel, hence the 'alternate' suggestion. This story is set in the same universe as the rest of my ff100 fics, in which Rita Skeeter is the eldest sister of three, with the other two being Stella and Alice, the latter of whom became a Longbottom. Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] egyptian_moon and [livejournal.com profile] lilith_morgana for the beta reading.

I was the wrong person to ransom. No one gives a fuck if I live or die )

featherxquill: (Rita)
Title: Alternate Endings, Part 1
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Strangers
Summary: Post-war, Rita sits in the Leaky Cauldron and ponders past and present; watches the strangers.
A/N: I wrote this one as my application post for the postwar RPG [livejournal.com profile] the_leaky and thought I would post it as a fic for a prompt. It is the first in two 'endings' fics I am going to write, which may or may not be how I see Rita's future by the time I come out the end of this ff100 tunnel, hence the 'alternate' suggestion. Cookies for anyone who gets the obscure intertextual name reference on their own.

Kids, all of them, still courting death long after the Dark Lord's downfall )

featherxquill: (Rita)
I wrote fanfic100 stuff instead.

Title: Smoke
Characters: Rita, Bellatrix
Rating: R
Warnings: Disturbing imagery
Summary: The smell of cigarettes has always made her think of death.
A/N: For the [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100 prompt "smell". The first line of the fic is from the Live song "Voodoo Lady"; [livejournal.com profile] restless_dead made me do it. :)

Smell )


Mar. 8th, 2006 12:34 pm
featherxquill: (Rita says hi)
My LAN connection was completely b0rked yesterday. I found a crappy liltte wireless connection to steal in my room, but it was painfully annoying, what with the LAN down. It's back now, though, so YAY. Appologies to anyone I missed/dropped out on. Was double annoying because of the article I was working on for journalism class yesterday. Which I have to go and hand in. Rather soon.

Anyway, fic.

Title: Children
Characters: Rita, mentions of family
Rating: G
Summary: Rita muses on children and childhood.
A/N: Written for the [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100 prompt of the same name. For [livejournal.com profile] potterpants, who wondered what I'd do with it and set the muse to work. The familial connection here is probably rather AU, but I thought it interesting. Interested to know what you all think.

People tell me I should have had children. It would have softened you, they say, as if being soft was a good thing )

featherxquill: (Rita OH YESS)
These were written as 'offline IM porn' for Marquise, and they are now being released into the wild as fanfic100 entries. Preserved with original wording, since these are as skilled as 100 word drabbles - they fit exactly within the character limit of a single YIM message :).

Pairing: Rita/Bozo
Rating: R
Genre: Humour

Work )

Prompt: Teammates
Pairing: Rita/office girl
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Smut

Teammates )

The prompt tabls is here.


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