Crack-bunny, Free to Good Home

Watched Keeping Up Appearances tonight. Dude. There is something wrong with my brain.

Someone, please to be taking this:

Hyacinth Bucket, Dolores Umbridge. Cucumber sandwiches, pink, kittens (S&M a bonus but not entirely necessary)

Ahem.

I will go back to bed now

Oh, Ebay...

...There's nowhere else in the world that you can find something like free cash removal services - limited time offer only.

I can't believe someone paid for that listing. Seriously, I want to email said person and offer them the intarwebs as their win.