Erm, what smutty_claus due in twenty-four hours?

Okay, so I'll go back to finishing the real pr0ns in a moment. I just couldn't resist this.

babb_chronicles drabble contest, the fifth.

Bad!fic prompt: "Ginny,do you really want to keep swallowing my sperm?I mean I don't care.. but you could become pregnant."Sirius said.

Warning: Implied chan.

( Wow, they didn't teach you much before they threw you in Azkaban, did they? )

Dear Yuletide Santa

Dear Yuletide Santa,

( I want cookies and porn and quite possibly a monkey thrown in )