I'm going to pretend, until the DVD comes out and shatters my illusions, that they totally filmed a scene in which Rita cornered Rufus and was all like 'all is well, is it? What about this, then? And this?' until his eye twitched and he stormed off in a huff.

It's totally canon that that sort of thing happened, right? That he couldn't sneeze and quietly wipe his hand on his sleeve without Rita being all I SAW THAT and making his life a misery but with lots of UST, right?

Because Miranda and Bill have such awesome chemistry that any such scene would be epic.