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The Severus And Lucretia Parody

Severus: *Enters in billows of robes, vein throbbing in temple*

Lucretia: *Bitchy yet beautiful* What do you want?

Severus: *Seethes* I want you, but I’m not going to admit it. Bitch. Fuck you. I hate you.

Lucretia: *Arching a brow elegantly* Fuck you too, arsehole. You know what you are? -insert psycho analysis here-

Severus: *Seethes* Fuck you. You know nothing.

Lucretia: *Stretches provocatively* Oh, I think I do, little boy.

Severus: *Seethes* Do not. Fuck you.

Lucretia: All right.

Severus: Shit.

Lucretia: *evil smile*

Severus: I hate you. *Billows out*