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[featherxquill]

Watched Keeping Up Appearances tonight. Dude. There is something wrong with my brain.

Someone, please to be taking this:

Hyacinth Bucket, Dolores Umbridge. Cucumber sandwiches, pink, kittens (S&M a bonus but not entirely necessary)

Ahem.

I will go back to bed now

Comments

[scytheandroses.livejournal.com]

Jeee-ya-zus. I don't know whether I'm more disturbed or amused. XD

Works all too well, ohnoes. And now brain is concerend, THANKS.

[missfoxie.livejournal.com]

Oh dear GOD.

Noooooooo!

I worry about the dark scary place that is your mind. ;)

[nerweniel.livejournal.com]

That is so wrong and yet... I'd probably read it if you wrote it :P. Haha, I love "the Bucket woman".

[magic-at-mungos.livejournal.com]

.....

That would be an awesome fic.

[mctabby.livejournal.com]

Hyacinth/Dolores. The love that dares not... hem, hem. (Whatever would the neighbors say?!)

[princesslucia.livejournal.com]

There must, somewhere in the world, be a padded cell with your name on it.

... Probably next door to mine, as I've been planning the cast for a Takarazuka version of HP. Rita and Snape were easy. The rest I'm having to think about.

[potionmistress.livejournal.com]

ROFL - funny you should say that. My friend still thinks Patricia Routledge should play Dolores Umbridge.

[mrsdelahunty.livejournal.com]

*lol* Just wanna say that Hyacinth rulez 8)

[an-fhanai.livejournal.com]

The two women enjoy a thoroughly malicious gossip session. They both go to pick up the same cucumber sandwich at the same time. Hands brush, eyes meet. Tacky hats go flying. Things go downhill from there.

Really, the thing practically writes itself. XD

I'm far more worried about the fact that the pairing seems so...inevitable? ;)