I sang to a condom because that's how I roll

[featherxquill]

Bwah! Amusing meme I got in an email. Find your combination, post it as the subject line to your journal, be amused :)



Pick the month (number) you were born in:
1----I fell in love with
2----I ate
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I murdered
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I choked on
10---I bitched out
11---I had sex with
12---I humped


Pick the! day (number) you were born on:
1-------A homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a hooker
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------a ninja
13-------the computer
14-------my neighbor
15-------a football player
16-------myself
17-------a Jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my dad
23-------a condom
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a DVD player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm naked.
Gray--------Because that's how I roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.

Comments

[mmegiry.livejournal.com]

*Snort* I murdered a baseball bat because the voices told me to.

I did this before, I think, and got; I murdered my Science Teacher because I'm sexy.

Heh, Meme's are great.

[shaggydogstail.livejournal.com]

I shot a ninja because I was drunk.

Sounds about right.

[x-audioscene.livejournal.com]

*pokes shiny banner*
ahh cute!
i wan't you to come online now because i'm leaving tomorrow and won't get to talk to you all weekend :[
and btw, i got "I gave my number to a permanent marker because the voices told me to"

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[msavi.livejournal.com]

LMAO, both this meme and your choice of avatar for it are hysterical!

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

Ok, I came up with this:

I humped my dog because I'm NOT homosexual.

I worry for the sanity of people that come up with these things, really I do!

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

I smacked a homeless guy because I was high.

Hey, it rhymes!