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[featherxquill]

Watched Keeping Up Appearances tonight. Dude. There is something wrong with my brain.

Someone, please to be taking this:

Hyacinth Bucket, Dolores Umbridge. Cucumber sandwiches, pink, kittens (S&M a bonus but not entirely necessary)

Ahem.

I will go back to bed now

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[an-fhanai.livejournal.com]

The two women enjoy a thoroughly malicious gossip session. They both go to pick up the same cucumber sandwich at the same time. Hands brush, eyes meet. Tacky hats go flying. Things go downhill from there.

Really, the thing practically writes itself. XD

I'm far more worried about the fact that the pairing seems so...inevitable? ;)