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10 Signs You Are Reading A Fanfic By featherxquill

1. You don't even know who one of the characters in the pairing IS.

2. It features one or more of the Harry Potter "old ladies".

3. Most of the positive reviews say something along the lines of: "Wow! I never would have thought to pair X with Y, but you made it work!"

4. There are a lot of fragmented sentences and half assed attempts at contemporary Annie Proulx style coolness.

5. Rita is ALWAYS hot.

6. Severus', Lucius', Albus', Remus', etc. She knows it is not gramatically correct but she LIKES IT LIKE THAT.

7. If there is ever a threesome, it is Snape/woman/Lucius. Self insertion, much?

8. Animagus characters have animal characteristics even when in their human form. Rita is strangely attracted to shiny things, Minerva occasionally grabs things that trail slowly through her field of vision.

9. 'heat on heat, skin on skin'. She believes she has used this phrase more than once, in smut.

10. You'll find a few things on her masterlist from fandoms you've never heard of, and they're rarepairs even in their not-fandoms. She loves rarepairs THAT MUCH.

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