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Title: A Feather in One’s Cap
Word Count: 13,000
Characters and/or Pairings: Minerva McGonagall/Rolanda Hooch/Rita Skeeter
Summary: Rita Skeeter finds sports reporting to be just about the dullest job ever. After a Quidditch game, she goes in search of a story that is actually entertaining, and finds herself part of a narrative more salacious than anything even she could come up with.
Warnings: Pottermore-what-Pottermore. And a little bit of Quidditch-bashing? The author is sorry, but Rita Skeeter just doesn't like sport. The shoes are nowhere near cute enough.
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] queen_of_snapes for [livejournal.com profile] hoggywartyxmas. A great big thank you to my betas, [livejournal.com profile] an_fhanai and [livejournal.com profile] cranky__crocus for their editing, cheerleading and idea-sharing skills. This fic wouldn't be half the story it is without them. Please see the end of the fic for a further note about Kiwi's input in the process of this story.

A Feather in One's Cap )
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Happy Birthday, [personal profile] tetleythesecond!

At long last, here is the fic you commissioned from me in the [livejournal.com profile] help_japan auction. I've actually been sitting on this (in various stages of beta) for the last two months, having weighed up finishing the editing quickly and posting with the surprise of 'happy birthday, here's 15K of Amelia Bones'. I decided on the latter, and hopefully by now the fic is the best it can be. I hope it was worth the wait. (And also, since you don't list your birthday on your LJ, that I and the mutual friend I consulted on the matter got the date right, since this will be hilariously embarrassing if we didn't!)

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] an_fhanai and [livejournal.com profile] cranky__crocus for betaing this for me. The former wins all the awards for most dedicated beta ever (here's hoping that the posting of your baby's 'ink and paper twin' might magically trigger your long overdue labour) and to the latter, thank you for listening to me ramble on about this story and not bopping me over the head with your cane while we wandered around London. The Auror's Oath in the fic is adapted from the Oath of Allegiance taken by English police officers. I hope that my historical references are oblique enough to convince my recipient the historian; any mistakes on that front are my own.


Title: Scenes from a Very Special Friendship
Characters: Amelia Bones, Alastor Moody (mostly gen)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 15,800
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to view) : *Implied consensual sex between teenagers, queer identified character in a heterosexual situation, mild violence, untreated PTSD, character death*
Summary: These belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal. A lovely sentiment for the Sorting Hat, and so very easy when you are seventeen. But how does it hold up in the wider world, or incorporate varying definitions of justice and loyalty?

Scenes from a Very Special Friendship )
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Title: Blindness and Stars
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 11,000
Pairing: Rita Skeeter/Amelia Bones
Summary: In the months following Voldemort’s first defeat, two women with similarly ambitious natures but very different ethics cross paths often enough that they decide to try walking together.
Warnings: Ministry politics? Abnormally large Hufflepuff population?
Author's Notes: Thanks to my fabulous beta, Katie! Written for Mcgonagallsgirl as part of the [community profile] hoggywartyxmas exchange.

Blindness and Stars )

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Title: Sexy Tunes
Fandom: Eddie Izzard - Standup Routines
Characters: Mrs Badcrumble and her husband, Mr Badcrumble
Rating: PG
Summary: During the 1418 war, Mrs Badcrumble invents orgasms, to the tune of Snug as a Bug in a Rug. On a hang glider.
Notes: 340 word Yuletide treat written for [livejournal.com profile] fictionalknight. Based on this Izzard routine.

It's a terribly sexy tune )
featherxquill: (Green dragonfly)
Title: Harmony Harmony Oh
Fandom: Robot Unicorn Attack
Characters: Unicorn, Dolphins
Rating: G
Summary: The unicorn runs
Notes: 166 word Yuletide treat written for BridgetMcKennitt.

Follow your dreams! )

featherxquill: (Helen sky)
Title: After the Storm
Fandom: Losing Chase
Characters: Chase Phillips, Elizabeth Cole, Jason Phillips, Original Characters (mostly gen character study, with dashes of femslash and het)
Rating: PG
Summary: After that summer, Chase Phillips and Elizabeth Cole move on with their lives, but their time together affects them both in important, sometimes surprising ways.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] mammothluv for Yuletide 2010. Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] an_fhanai for being the Bestest Beta Ever.

Elizabeth drove the red sprite for years )

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Happy New Year, flisties! Hope you all had a wonderful NYE, whether you went out or stayed in. I went to a friend's house for a barbecue and drinking, and watching the fireworks on telly at midnight. Quiet but fun. Great company :).

In other news, New Year means Yuletide reveals, so stay tuned for flist spammage as I post my Yuletide fic and the two treats I wrote. Can't do my fic year-end review post until after [livejournal.com profile] hoggywartyxmas is finished and revealed, but I think 2010's fic count is better than 09's. Yay! \o/

While I'm rounding up my Yuletide fics, have a drabble. This one was written as a gift for [livejournal.com profile] gelsey, as part of the [livejournal.com profile] snape_ldws Secret Santa.

Title: Gift Horse
Pairing: Severus/Minerva
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: Severus and Minerva wake on Christmas morning.

Gift Horse )

featherxquill: (Birds sunset)
This is just a little something I wrote a while ago. It was the beginning of a story that never did get finished (maybe next year) that I had already cut from the fic for being too tangential. I kind of like it on its own, though, so I thought I might post it just in case you guys do too.

Title: How to Catch a Unicorn
Characters: Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank, a unicorn
Rating: G
Summary: Patience and respect (also, apples)

How to catch a unicorn )

featherxquill: (Stock tree)
Another contribution:
Harry Potter: Rita/Hermione, 'Torch' It galls that she has to lay the biggest success of her career at the feet of that little bitch who outsmarted her

OMG Go Read These Now:
RPF(?) - Lady Gaga/Alejandro - THE MASQUE OF RED DEATH | You build the fortress, but if you later let the disease inside there's nothing left to guard against.

Harry Potter, Sirius/Remus/Tonks, Never Enough (R) | war is a small child that doesn't like to share, and once it grabs a thing, you never get it back

The Mummy, Imhotep/Anck-Sun-Amun, Grains of Golden Absence, R | Imhotep was not a man used to feeling powerless, but his own flesh hurt him for her lack

My Prompts, in case they inspire anyone:

Harry Potter | Snape/Rita | I took off my glasses while you were yelling at me once, more than once

Blackadder | Edmund/Queenie | too bad the burial was premature, she said, and smiled

Law and Order SVU, Olivia/John, you kiss like an old man

And someone, please write this one!

Hamlet, Hamlet/Gertrude, he that hath kill'd my king and whored my mother

ASGSHGSHJ I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE. My acquaintance with Hamlet goes no further than reading it in high school and watching the Mel Gibson version of the film, but I swear to god that scene (starts about three minutes in). If that doesn't scream for fic, I don't know what does.
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I have been flailing around in this thread all day. It has been quite an enjoyable Sunday. Something for everyone, here.

Contributions so far:

Harry Potter: Minerva/Albus, 'Burning', R | he's an infuriating, manipulative bastard, but she likes the sounds he makes when he's on his knees
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Title: An Interesting and Difficult Woman
Rating: NC-17 (ish)
Pairings: Ollivander/Muriel
Word Count: 10,000
Warnings: Brief mentions of past torture/captivity
Summary: After his rescue from the Malfoy dungeon and his stay at Shell Cottage, Ollivander finds himself waiting out the war with five of the Weasley clan at their Aunt Muriel’s. Their hostess is a difficult woman, but as he learns more about her, Ollivander begins to find her interesting as well.
Author's/Artist's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] inspired_ideas for [livejournal.com profile] hp_beholder 2010. Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] tetleythesecond for the beta, and [livejournal.com profile] miss_bowtruckle for the encouragement.

An Interesting and Difficult Woman )

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Have Dreamwidth! Will add people soon. I'm featherxuill over there too. Add me if you like! I've posted my Beholder fic there, because it allows larger posts so I was able to put my whole fic up there in one hit. Apparently crossposting doesn't work, though, if the post is too long for LJ. So. Linkage.

Title: Apart
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Rita Skeeter
Word Count: 15,000
Summary: After the war, Draco doesn’t know who he is apart from the mark on his arm. Rita is unlike anyone he’s ever known and her difference aids him in discovery.
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] ldymusyc for HP Beholder. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] florahart for the beta!

( Apart )

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Title: Said the Spider to the Fly
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sirius Black/Rita Skeeter
Summary: Kicked out of the house by a best mate who's about to propose, Sirius heads to the Leaky fully intending to drown his frustration in a of pint of beer, but the blonde woman across the bar seems like a much better outlet for it.
Author's notes: Many thanks to my fabulous beta, [livejournal.com profile] an_fhanai. Written for [livejournal.com profile] chibitoaster in the [livejournal.com profile] smutty_claus exchange.

Said the Spider to the Fly )

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Title: My Heart, My Life
Fandom: St. Ives (1998 film)
Pairing: Susan Gilchrist/Farquhar Chevening
Rating: NC-17
Summary: On his wedding night, Major Farquhar Chevening learns, among other things, that the tongue isn’t such an overrated organ after all.
A/N: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] mme_giry_phan for looking it over.

he knew a lot of things he could talk about like guns or what they’d be doing back at the prison right now if it was still a prison, or the weather, but none of it seemed appropriate for when you were standing in your bedroom with the woman you’d just married, and he had no idea what to say )

Fic: Twist

Sep. 1st, 2006 05:00 pm
featherxquill: (Rita cradle robber)
Title: Twist
Pairing: Rita Skeeter/Vicky Frobisher (post-Hogwarts)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: D/s, spanking
Summary: Vicky Frobisher doesn't like women. No, not at all.

A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] millieweasley and inspired by this rp at [livejournal.com profile] the_leaky. Obviously, Millie's version of Vicky was what made this fic happen, but the liberties I've taken with the character and her actions are purely my own :). Also for the ff100 prompt 'Touch' and [livejournal.com profile] legomymalfoy's Cunnilingus challenge. Stole the title from Goldfrapp. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] wishing_wounds for the beta.

Fight me, try me, kiss me like you like me, twist it around again and again )

featherxquill: (Miranda Stella Tori paints the world)
I just watched Gideon's Daughter again. Clearly, I'm procrastinating my [livejournal.com profile] hp_lovebirds fic, which I need to write liek whoah, but I was inspired to a Stella ficlet, which I hope you will all enjoy. It's about the events of her life, but not really spoliery.

Title: Rebirth
Characters: Stella Hawthorne, Gideon's Daughter
Rating: G
Summary: She takes pictures now. She never did, when Adam was alive. Didn’t even own a camera.

It seems important now, to capture life and smiles, the all to brief moments of light in human existence )

featherxquill: (Rita pretty)
A belated happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] ledivinemarquis, and Happy Valentines Day, my dear. As a gift, two shots of your preferred poison in somewhat dangerous cocktails. Drink them both down now or savour one later, but be careful, they're quite potent.

Title: The Light and The Darkness
Pairing: Rita/Severus
Rating: R, to be safe.

She was wearing a corset the first time he saw her )

Title: Ink
Pairing: Rita/Bellatrix
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Blood and a lot of dark kink

She carved the ‘R’ over her left breast years ago with that acid green quill )

Author's Notes and Credits )
featherxquill: (Poppy)
Title: The Difference
Pairing: Rita Skeeter/Poppy Pomfrey
Rating: PG
Summary: For all you know, this could be the difference between what you are and what you want to be.
A/N: This is a very, very belated Christmas er... Chinese New Year (heh) gift for [livejournal.com profile] fey_spirit. I'm sorry it took so long, but I hope you enjoy it, Fey. The title and summary are Matchbox 20 lyrics. I decided just as I finished the story that they worked very well.

I was just about to go home. You’ve been in your animagus form too long. )
featherxquill: (Rita Makani art)
I did this on a whim, since I met a new person on AIM tonight and was reccing her my favourite Rita stories, and had to go to about ten different places to find the links. I thus thought it might be a good idea to have a Rita Skeeter Masterlist, and made one! :)

Note: This is by no means comprehensive. There is a lot of crap out there, and I think I've managed to find the gems amongst it. If there is anything I've forgotten or missed, please let me know! :)

I have included fic and fanart. I have not included wallpapers or icons. This isn't because I don't consider icons and wallpapers to be art, but because they are so incredibly numerous, and very often in multi-character or multi-fandom posts.

Many of these pieces are R or NC-17. Adults only, please.

This is a work in progress, I hope it will continue to grow as Miranda-induced Rita love takes over fandom!!

Masterlist of Rita Skeeter Fanwork )

Composition Of Sorts - Rita/Luna, by [livejournal.com profile] redpiratemel
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This has been a while in coming. I went crazy some time ago and scoured the internet for Petunia fics, but it quickly became 3am so I just saved the links over at Fiction Alley and resolved to sift through them later. The list sat on my computer for months without that happening, so I decided yesterday that it probably never will. Thus, here is the masterlist of Petunia Dursley fanfic, and links to search results for Petunia fic over on Fiction Alley.

Also, I didn't touch ff.net with a ten foot pole. If there is anything of merit I have missed (from there or elsewhere), please comment and I'll add it.

I believe Petunia has more gen fiction written about her then any other character in the HP verse. I had no idea there was so much covert Petunia-love until I went on this fic hunt. It warms my heart *hugs Petunia*.

Forgive the indulgent mention of one of my own pieces of fic in a genre all of its own, right at the bottom. I really just had no idea where else to put it.


Masterlist of Petunia Dursley Fanfiction )


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