Rita Skeeter Masterlist

[featherxquill]

I did this on a whim, since I met a new person on AIM tonight and was reccing her my favourite Rita stories, and had to go to about ten different places to find the links. I thus thought it might be a good idea to have a Rita Skeeter Masterlist, and made one! :)

Note: This is by no means comprehensive. There is a lot of crap out there, and I think I've managed to find the gems amongst it. If there is anything I've forgotten or missed, please let me know! :)

I have included fic and fanart. I have not included wallpapers or icons. This isn't because I don't consider icons and wallpapers to be art, but because they are so incredibly numerous, and very often in multi-character or multi-fandom posts.

Many of these pieces are R or NC-17. Adults only, please.

This is a work in progress, I hope it will continue to grow as Miranda-induced Rita love takes over fandom!!





Fic


Gen

Sharpening the Savage Quill by Malecrit

Microcosm by Gabriel Frosner

Hold Page One! by Puck_nc

Diabolical Cat Portal by Aerama

Ghost of Silver and Green by Malecrit

Matters Considered Practically by Green Eyed Lady

The Bug by Angie Astravic

Fake by x_audioscene

Of Saints and Survival by wishing_wounds

Sunlight and Definition by moogle62

Bending the Rules by magic_at_mungos

Publishable News by inkvoices

Margarita: Un Cuento by inkvoices

Freak Collision by la_onza

A Beetle Gets Its Wings by stubefied_by_gd

The Fourth Estate by exartemarte

The Lamentable Tale of the Boy Who Lived by HiddenFirecracker

Another One for the Collecion by angelmischa


Humour/crack

A Day in the Life of Rita Skeeter by Angela Boyko

The Fourth Unforgivable, Chapter 6 by RurouniHime

So Much Potential by florahart

Trial by Marriage by By leni_jess. Mostly Harry/Lucius, but other pairings included, filtered through Rita's POV.

Rita Skeeter Makes a Comeback by fullmoon_dreams. Minerva and the Hogwarts portraits read Rita's new book about Dumbledore. Dumbledore/pretty much everyone.


Rita/Minerva

Ashes and Ashes and Secondhand Passion and Nobody's Nothing by lilith_morgana

An Unexpected Understanding by featherxquill

Palimpsest by lilith_morgana


Rita/Hermione

Acid and Alkaline by bartzina13

The Illegal Animagus Subjugation Front by bartzina13

Fashion Sensibility by CLS

St.Lace's, Lemonhouse by bartzina13

Keep Them Talking by starrysummer (flocked)

Kicking and Flailing by sweet_pamina

A Little Night Music by Icarus

Truth is Polished and Revenge Tastes Like Syrup by moogle62

The Beetle at Play by kennahijja

The Pages Were Still Blank by wishing_wounds

Sweet Tooth by theatrically

Connection by girlchild

Dirty Words by mofoslotmachine

Lessons Well Learned by wishing_wounds (also implied Rita/Bellatrix)

She's Your Cocaine by featherxquill

Frame By Frame by tyleks

Morpheus's Chokehold by fembuck

Green Ink and Blackmail by woldy


Rita/Severus

Boxers or Briefs? by foofbunny (flocked)

Now Voyeur by nema_rasa

The Light and The Darkness by featherxquill

Smouldering, She Said by la_onza

A Game of Fox and Hounds by djinnj

Advice by purplefluffycat - not really shippy, but they are the main characters so I will put it here instead of in gen.

Soul Play by snapesforte - novel-length 'alternate DH'. The main pairing is Snape/Narcissa, but Snape/Rita is a side pairing.


Rita/Fluer

Twenty Questions - Rita/Fluer, by fembuck

When Ink Tunrs to Absinthe by wishing_wounds

Suck The Poison Out by wishing_wounds


Rita/Pansy

Lost Together by judyhazeleyes

Pool Lessons by thevirginharlot


Rita/Bellatrix

Ink by featherxquill

Caught in the Act by moriath

The Sweetest Poison by wishing_wounds


Rita/Sybill

Beetle's Beloved by Marauder

So she turns on herself by mondayagain


Other Pairings

Madonna and Child - Rita/Blaise, by shaychana

Educating Rita, Part 1 and Part 2 - Severus/Rita/Lucius, by featherxquill

Mischeviously Yours - Rita/Endora (HP/Bewitched crossover) by featherxquill

Venom - Rita/Neville, by featherxquill

It'll Be a Cold Day in Hogsmeade - Rita/Barty Crouch Jnr (as Alastor Moody), by alchemine

Rita's Crush - Rita/Remus, by Karina

Punishment - Rita/Tonks, by callita

The Difference - Rita/Poppy, by featherxquill

An Education - Rita/Ginny, by toft_froggy

Full Story - Rita/Lucius, by kethlenda

Between Her Stocking Tops and Skin - Rita/Marlene McKinnon, by eudaimon

Rita Says - Rita/Narcissa, by alwaysdrabbles

Everything Old is New Again - Rita/Gilderoy, by i_octopus

Onychophilia - Rita/Cedric, by ldymusyc

To Earth, Like Ashes - Rita/Igor, by featherxquill

Journalistic Integrity - Rita/Luna, by voldxcore (flocked)

The Interview - Rita/Viktor, by anjenue

Cat and King - Rita/OMC, by quivo

Source - Arthur/Rita, by holyfant

Off the Record - Rita/Kingsley by anon

Said the Spider to the Fly - Rita/Sirius by featherxquill



Drabbles

'Vivid' and 'Innocence Lost And Found' by animimares Rita/Minerva and Rita/Hermione (in a multi-pairing femslash drabble post)

featherxquill's fanfic100 prompt table - 100 Rita drabbles/ficlets, multiple themes and pairings, in progress.

Untitled Drabble by lizbee and mark356

Energised by nopejr - Rita/Draco

10k_drabbles Rita Skeeter page - Various authors and pairings.

It's Not You - It's Your Quill - Gilderoy/Rita by chimbomba


Art


Private Interview - Rita/Snape by Marquis

Educating Rita Illustration - Severus/Rita/Lucius, by Marquis

A Star is Reborn, A Rita Skeeter Exclusive - Rita/Gilderoy by aka_mamushi

Rita by Marquis

Rita Manip by Marquis

Just Rita by Marquis

Rita and Rufus - Rita/Rufus, by Marquis

Burp by electromoon (flocked)

Movie Rita by buttfacemakani

Angry Rita @ Hogs Head in OOTP by buttfacemakani

Rita with quill by buttfacemakani

From The Best by Marquis

The Proper Use of a Quill - Rita/Luna by vimessy (flocked)

You Don't Say! by emjay

I Get My Way With You - Rita/Hermione by dandydevildog

Rita looking devious (my title) by buttfacemakani

The Girls You Love to Hate by PandorasPride. Rita, Bellatrix and Umbridge.

Rita Skeeter by Blastedgoose.

Harry Potter and Rita Skeeter by Harry Potter Spain


Dead Links - deleted entries, images and journals. If anyone knows where I can find these fics and artworks still, please leave a comment.

Butterfly by Clepsydra

Wet Spot - Rita/Rosmerta,by dracopottamus

Rita/Bill by generalamanda

Tell Mama - Rita/Harry, by redpiratemel

Rita/Moody by dandydevildog

Interview With Rita - Rita/Weasley Twins, by fools_trifle

Young and Delusional - Rita/Sybill, by ndthe3bears

Composition Of Sorts - Rita/Luna, by redpiratemel

Comments

wow ...

[ginny-the-dark.livejournal.com]

this is just a wonderful idea. It was a big suprise to see some ff stuff about Rita, the most of my time in fandom, I am on ff.net and there is just no place for rita fics.

I read yours and was totally adored of it, but didn't find other stuff.
So I'm just happy about your idea and quick work! Thanks!

A fic

[(Anonymous)]

I found a fan fic that I noticed wasn't on your list. I didn't write it, and I don't know if you ask for permission before you post it on your site, but I thought it might be of interest to you. It's called Butterfly, and it can be found at the Girls Dormitory web site. Here's the url for the story: http://girlsdormitory.slashcity.net/efiction/viewstory.php?sid=113

Hope you can use it, as I found it quite interesting!
Enjoy

[slinkhard.livejournal.com]

Fantastic resource!

nopejr wrote a Rita/Draco drabble, 'Energised', if you'd like a rec?
http://nopejr.livejournal.com/77163.html?thread=1232747#t1232747

[featherxquill.livejournal.com]

Ooh, thankyou! That was awesome! *adds to list*

[titti]

Do you mind if we use this for the daily_snitch? We'd integrate it with the newer stuff obvoiusly.

[featherxquill.livejournal.com]

For your special edition? I don't mind at all! I do my best to keep this up to date, too - though it's entirely possible that I miss things, since I sometimes go days without checking my flist - so if there is newer stuff you know of that I haven't included, I'd love to add it to the list.

[titti]

Yes, next week will be all Rita. *g*

[werewolfsfan.livejournal.com]

I read a hilarious Rita fic yesterday at ff.net but the same author has it here in her LJ, Rita Skeeter Makes a Comeback (http://fullmoon-dreams.livejournal.com/23980.html) by fullmoon_dreams (Albus/Gellert; Albus/ every man of age in the series ….R)
(I didn't want you to think that I am so rude as to not review! I know this author and follow her from site to site.)

[freya]

"Butterfly" by Clepsydra is on AFF.N,

http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=16718

And at fic journal:
http://h00.livejournal.com/1064.html#cutid1

Fantastic List!

[(Anonymous)]

Loved your list! Was so great to have so mucb Rita stuff to choose from!

I have written a Rita/Bella fic you might possibly like to add to the list...
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5462987/1/Persuasion_Provocation_and_Persistant_Paprazzi

I can't see your Rita/Sirius on the list... which is a shame as it is really good.

[landiceleigh]

Ahhhh, thanks so much for compiling this!