featherxquill

I did this on a whim, since I met a new person on AIM tonight and was reccing her my favourite Rita stories, and had to go to about ten different places to find the links. I thus thought it might be a good idea to have a Rita Skeeter Masterlist, and made one! :)

Note: This is by no means comprehensive. There is a lot of crap out there, and I think I've managed to find the gems amongst it. If there is anything I've forgotten or missed, please let me know! :)

I have included fic and fanart. I have not included wallpapers or icons. This isn't because I don't consider icons and wallpapers to be art, but because they are so incredibly numerous, and very often in multi-character or multi-fandom posts.

Many of these pieces are R or NC-17. Adults only, please.

This is a work in progress, I hope it will continue to grow as Miranda-induced Rita love takes over fandom!!

Fic

Gen

Sharpening the Savage Quill by Malecrit

Microcosm by Gabriel Frosner

Hold Page One! by Puck_nc

Diabolical Cat Portal by Aerama

Ghost of Silver and Green by Malecrit

Matters Considered Practically by Green Eyed Lady

The Bug by Angie Astravic

Fake by

x_audioscene

Of Saints and Survival by

wishing_wounds

Sunlight and Definition by

moogle62

Bending the Rules by

magic_at_mungos

Publishable News by

inkvoices

Margarita: Un Cuento by

inkvoices

Freak Collision by

la_onza

A Beetle Gets Its Wings by

stubefied_by_gd

The Fourth Estate by

exartemarte

The Lamentable Tale of the Boy Who Lived by HiddenFirecracker

Another One for the Collecion by

angelmischa

Humour/crack

A Day in the Life of Rita Skeeter by Angela Boyko

The Fourth Unforgivable, Chapter 6 by RurouniHime

So Much Potential by

florahart

Trial by Marriage by By

leni_jess. Mostly Harry/Lucius, but other pairings included, filtered through Rita's POV.

Rita Skeeter Makes a Comeback by

fullmoon_dreams. Minerva and the Hogwarts portraits read Rita's new book about Dumbledore. Dumbledore/pretty much everyone.

Rita/Minerva

Ashes and Ashes and Secondhand Passion and Nobody's Nothing by

lilith_morgana

An Unexpected Understanding by

featherxquill

Palimpsest by

lilith_morgana

Rita/Hermione

Acid and Alkaline by

bartzina13

The Illegal Animagus Subjugation Front by

bartzina13

Fashion Sensibility by CLS

St.Lace's, Lemonhouse by

bartzina13

Keep Them Talking by

starrysummer (flocked)

Kicking and Flailing by

sweet_pamina

A Little Night Music by Icarus

Truth is Polished and Revenge Tastes Like Syrup by

moogle62

The Beetle at Play by

kennahijja

The Pages Were Still Blank by

wishing_wounds

Sweet Tooth by

theatrically

Connection by

girlchild

Dirty Words by

mofoslotmachine

Lessons Well Learned by

wishing_wounds (also implied Rita/Bellatrix)

She's Your Cocaine by

featherxquill

Frame By Frame by

tyleks

Morpheus's Chokehold by

fembuck

Green Ink and Blackmail by

woldy

Rita/Severus

Boxers or Briefs? by

foofbunny (flocked)

Now Voyeur by

nema_rasa

The Light and The Darkness by

featherxquill

Smouldering, She Said by

la_onza

A Game of Fox and Hounds by

djinnj

Advice by

purplefluffycat - not really shippy, but they are the main characters so I will put it here instead of in gen.

Soul Play by

snapesforte - novel-length 'alternate DH'. The main pairing is Snape/Narcissa, but Snape/Rita is a side pairing.

Rita/Fluer

Twenty Questions - Rita/Fluer, by

fembuck

When Ink Tunrs to Absinthe by

wishing_wounds

Suck The Poison Out by

wishing_wounds

Rita/Pansy

Lost Together by

judyhazeleyes

Pool Lessons by

thevirginharlot

Rita/Bellatrix

Ink by

featherxquill

Caught in the Act by

moriath

The Sweetest Poison by

wishing_wounds

Rita/Sybill

Beetle's Beloved by Marauder

So she turns on herself by

mondayagain

Other Pairings

Madonna and Child - Rita/Blaise, by

shaychana

Educating Rita, Part 1 and Part 2 - Severus/Rita/Lucius, by

featherxquill

Mischeviously Yours - Rita/Endora (HP/Bewitched crossover) by

featherxquill

Venom - Rita/Neville, by

featherxquill

It'll Be a Cold Day in Hogsmeade - Rita/Barty Crouch Jnr (as Alastor Moody), by

alchemine

Rita's Crush - Rita/Remus, by Karina

Punishment - Rita/Tonks, by

callita

The Difference - Rita/Poppy, by

featherxquill

An Education - Rita/Ginny, by

toft_froggy

Full Story - Rita/Lucius, by

kethlenda

Between Her Stocking Tops and Skin - Rita/Marlene McKinnon, by

eudaimon

Rita Says - Rita/Narcissa, by

alwaysdrabbles

Everything Old is New Again - Rita/Gilderoy, by

i_octopus

Onychophilia - Rita/Cedric, by

ldymusyc

To Earth, Like Ashes - Rita/Igor, by

featherxquill

Journalistic Integrity - Rita/Luna, by

voldxcore (flocked)

The Interview - Rita/Viktor, by

anjenue

Cat and King - Rita/OMC, by

quivo

Source - Arthur/Rita, by

holyfant

Off the Record - Rita/Kingsley by anon

Said the Spider to the Fly - Rita/Sirius by

featherxquill

Drabbles

'Vivid' and 'Innocence Lost And Found' by

animimares Rita/Minerva and Rita/Hermione (in a multi-pairing femslash drabble post)

featherxquill's fanfic100 prompt table - 100 Rita drabbles/ficlets, multiple themes and pairings, in progress.

Untitled Drabble by

lizbee and

mark356

Energised by

nopejr - Rita/Draco

10k_drabbles Rita Skeeter page - Various authors and pairings.

It's Not You - It's Your Quill - Gilderoy/Rita by

chimbomba

Art

Private Interview - Rita/Snape by Marquis

Educating Rita Illustration - Severus/Rita/Lucius, by Marquis

A Star is Reborn, A Rita Skeeter Exclusive - Rita/Gilderoy by

aka_mamushi

Rita by Marquis

Rita Manip by Marquis

Just Rita by Marquis

Rita and Rufus - Rita/Rufus, by Marquis

Burp by

electromoon (flocked)

Movie Rita by

buttfacemakani

Angry Rita @ Hogs Head in OOTP by

buttfacemakani

Rita with quill by

buttfacemakani

From The Best by Marquis

The Proper Use of a Quill - Rita/Luna by

vimessy (flocked)

You Don't Say! by

emjay

I Get My Way With You - Rita/Hermione by

dandydevildog

Rita looking devious (my title) by

buttfacemakani

The Girls You Love to Hate by PandorasPride. Rita, Bellatrix and Umbridge.

Rita Skeeter by Blastedgoose.

Harry Potter and Rita Skeeter by Harry Potter Spain

Dead Links - deleted entries, images and journals. If anyone knows where I can find these fics and artworks still, please leave a comment.

Butterfly by Clepsydra

Wet Spot - Rita/Rosmerta,by

dracopottamus

Rita/Bill by

generalamanda

Tell Mama - Rita/Harry, by

redpiratemel

Rita/Moody by

dandydevildog

Interview With Rita - Rita/Weasley Twins, by

fools_trifle

Young and Delusional - Rita/Sybill, by

ndthe3bears

Composition Of Sorts - Rita/Luna, by

redpiratemel