Rita Skeeter Masterlist
Jan. 16th, 2006 09:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I did this on a whim, since I met a new person on AIM tonight and was reccing her my favourite Rita stories, and had to go to about ten different places to find the links. I thus thought it might be a good idea to have a Rita Skeeter Masterlist, and made one! :)
Note: This is by no means comprehensive. There is a lot of crap out there, and I think I've managed to find the gems amongst it. If there is anything I've forgotten or missed, please let me know! :)
I have included fic and fanart. I have not included wallpapers or icons. This isn't because I don't consider icons and wallpapers to be art, but because they are so incredibly numerous, and very often in multi-character or multi-fandom posts.
Many of these pieces are R or NC-17. Adults only, please.
This is a work in progress, I hope it will continue to grow as Miranda-induced Rita love takes over fandom!!
Fic
Gen
Sharpening the Savage Quill by Malecrit
Microcosm by Gabriel Frosner
Hold Page One! by Puck_nc
Diabolical Cat Portal by Aerama
Ghost of Silver and Green by Malecrit
Matters Considered Practically by Green Eyed Lady
The Bug by Angie Astravic
Fake by
x_audioscene
Of Saints and Survival by
wishing_wounds
Sunlight and Definition by
moogle62
Bending the Rules by
magic_at_mungos
Publishable News by
inkvoices
Margarita: Un Cuento by
inkvoices
Freak Collision by
la_onza
A Beetle Gets Its Wings by
stubefied_by_gd
The Fourth Estate by
exartemarte
The Lamentable Tale of the Boy Who Lived by HiddenFirecracker
Another One for the Collecion by
angelmischa
Humour/crack
A Day in the Life of Rita Skeeter by Angela Boyko
The Fourth Unforgivable, Chapter 6 by RurouniHime
So Much Potential by
florahart
Trial by Marriage by By
leni_jess. Mostly Harry/Lucius, but other pairings included, filtered through Rita's POV.
Rita Skeeter Makes a Comeback by
fullmoon_dreams. Minerva and the Hogwarts portraits read Rita's new book about Dumbledore. Dumbledore/pretty much everyone.
Rita/Minerva
Ashes and Ashes and Secondhand Passion and Nobody's Nothing by
lilith_morgana
An Unexpected Understanding by
featherxquill
Palimpsest by
lilith_morgana
Rita/Hermione
Acid and Alkaline by
bartzina13
The Illegal Animagus Subjugation Front by
bartzina13
Fashion Sensibility by CLS
St.Lace's, Lemonhouse by
bartzina13
Keep Them Talking by
starrysummer (flocked)
Kicking and Flailing by
sweet_pamina
A Little Night Music by Icarus
Truth is Polished and Revenge Tastes Like Syrup by
moogle62
The Beetle at Play by
kennahijja
The Pages Were Still Blank by
wishing_wounds
Sweet Tooth by
theatrically
Connection by
girlchild
Dirty Words by
mofoslotmachine
Lessons Well Learned by
wishing_wounds (also implied Rita/Bellatrix)
She's Your Cocaine by
featherxquill
Frame By Frame by
tyleks
Morpheus's Chokehold by
fembuck
Green Ink and Blackmail by
woldy
Rita/Severus
Boxers or Briefs? by
foofbunny (flocked)
Now Voyeur by
nema_rasa
The Light and The Darkness by
featherxquill
Smouldering, She Said by
la_onza
A Game of Fox and Hounds by
djinnj
Advice by
purplefluffycat - not really shippy, but they are the main characters so I will put it here instead of in gen.
Soul Play by
snapesforte - novel-length 'alternate DH'. The main pairing is Snape/Narcissa, but Snape/Rita is a side pairing.
Rita/Fluer
Twenty Questions - Rita/Fluer, by
fembuck
When Ink Tunrs to Absinthe by
wishing_wounds
Suck The Poison Out by
wishing_wounds
Rita/Pansy
Lost Together by
judyhazeleyes
Pool Lessons by
thevirginharlot
Rita/Bellatrix
Ink by
featherxquill
Caught in the Act by
moriath
The Sweetest Poison by
wishing_wounds
Rita/Sybill
Beetle's Beloved by Marauder
So she turns on herself by
mondayagain
Other Pairings
Madonna and Child - Rita/Blaise, by
shaychana
Educating Rita, Part 1 and Part 2 - Severus/Rita/Lucius, by
featherxquill
Mischeviously Yours - Rita/Endora (HP/Bewitched crossover) by
featherxquill
Venom - Rita/Neville, by
featherxquill
It'll Be a Cold Day in Hogsmeade - Rita/Barty Crouch Jnr (as Alastor Moody), by
alchemine
Rita's Crush - Rita/Remus, by Karina
Punishment - Rita/Tonks, by
callita
The Difference - Rita/Poppy, by
featherxquill
An Education - Rita/Ginny, by
toft_froggy
Full Story - Rita/Lucius, by
kethlenda
Between Her Stocking Tops and Skin - Rita/Marlene McKinnon, by
eudaimon
Rita Says - Rita/Narcissa, by
alwaysdrabbles
Everything Old is New Again - Rita/Gilderoy, by
i_octopus
Onychophilia - Rita/Cedric, by
ldymusyc
To Earth, Like Ashes - Rita/Igor, by
featherxquill
Journalistic Integrity - Rita/Luna, by
voldxcore (flocked)
The Interview - Rita/Viktor, by
anjenue
Cat and King - Rita/OMC, by
quivo
Source - Arthur/Rita, by
holyfant
Off the Record - Rita/Kingsley by anon
Said the Spider to the Fly - Rita/Sirius by
featherxquill
Drabbles
'Vivid' and 'Innocence Lost And Found' by
animimares Rita/Minerva and Rita/Hermione (in a multi-pairing femslash drabble post)
featherxquill's fanfic100 prompt table - 100 Rita drabbles/ficlets, multiple themes and pairings, in progress.
Untitled Drabble by
lizbee and
mark356
Energised by
nopejr - Rita/Draco
10k_drabbles Rita Skeeter page - Various authors and pairings.
It's Not You - It's Your Quill - Gilderoy/Rita by
chimbomba
Art
Private Interview - Rita/Snape by Marquis
Educating Rita Illustration - Severus/Rita/Lucius, by Marquis
A Star is Reborn, A Rita Skeeter Exclusive - Rita/Gilderoy by
aka_mamushi
Rita by Marquis
Rita Manip by Marquis
Just Rita by Marquis
Rita and Rufus - Rita/Rufus, by Marquis
Burp by
electromoon (flocked)
Movie Rita by
buttfacemakani
Angry Rita @ Hogs Head in OOTP by
buttfacemakani
Rita with quill by
buttfacemakani
From The Best by Marquis
The Proper Use of a Quill - Rita/Luna by
vimessy (flocked)
You Don't Say! by
emjay
I Get My Way With You - Rita/Hermione by
dandydevildog
Rita looking devious (my title) by
buttfacemakani
The Girls You Love to Hate by PandorasPride. Rita, Bellatrix and Umbridge.
Rita Skeeter by Blastedgoose.
Harry Potter and Rita Skeeter by Harry Potter Spain
Dead Links - deleted entries, images and journals. If anyone knows where I can find these fics and artworks still, please leave a comment.
Butterfly by Clepsydra
Wet Spot - Rita/Rosmerta,by
dracopottamus
Rita/Bill by
generalamanda
Tell Mama - Rita/Harry, by
redpiratemel
Rita/Moody by
dandydevildog
Interview With Rita - Rita/Weasley Twins, by
fools_trifle
Young and Delusional - Rita/Sybill, by
ndthe3bears
Composition Of Sorts - Rita/Luna, by
redpiratemel
Note: This is by no means comprehensive. There is a lot of crap out there, and I think I've managed to find the gems amongst it. If there is anything I've forgotten or missed, please let me know! :)
I have included fic and fanart. I have not included wallpapers or icons. This isn't because I don't consider icons and wallpapers to be art, but because they are so incredibly numerous, and very often in multi-character or multi-fandom posts.
Many of these pieces are R or NC-17. Adults only, please.
This is a work in progress, I hope it will continue to grow as Miranda-induced Rita love takes over fandom!!
Fic
Gen
Sharpening the Savage Quill by Malecrit
Microcosm by Gabriel Frosner
Hold Page One! by Puck_nc
Diabolical Cat Portal by Aerama
Ghost of Silver and Green by Malecrit
Matters Considered Practically by Green Eyed Lady
The Bug by Angie Astravic
Fake by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Of Saints and Survival by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Sunlight and Definition by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Bending the Rules by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Publishable News by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Margarita: Un Cuento by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Freak Collision by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
A Beetle Gets Its Wings by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
The Fourth Estate by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
The Lamentable Tale of the Boy Who Lived by HiddenFirecracker
Another One for the Collecion by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Humour/crack
A Day in the Life of Rita Skeeter by Angela Boyko
The Fourth Unforgivable, Chapter 6 by RurouniHime
So Much Potential by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Trial by Marriage by By
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Rita Skeeter Makes a Comeback by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Rita/Minerva
Ashes and Ashes and Secondhand Passion and Nobody's Nothing by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
An Unexpected Understanding by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Palimpsest by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Rita/Hermione
Acid and Alkaline by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
The Illegal Animagus Subjugation Front by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Fashion Sensibility by CLS
St.Lace's, Lemonhouse by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Keep Them Talking by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Kicking and Flailing by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
A Little Night Music by Icarus
Truth is Polished and Revenge Tastes Like Syrup by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
The Beetle at Play by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
The Pages Were Still Blank by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Sweet Tooth by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Connection by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Dirty Words by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Lessons Well Learned by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
She's Your Cocaine by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Frame By Frame by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Morpheus's Chokehold by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Green Ink and Blackmail by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Rita/Severus
Boxers or Briefs? by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Now Voyeur by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
The Light and The Darkness by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Smouldering, She Said by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
A Game of Fox and Hounds by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Advice by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Soul Play by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Rita/Fluer
Twenty Questions - Rita/Fluer, by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
When Ink Tunrs to Absinthe by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Suck The Poison Out by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Rita/Pansy
Lost Together by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Pool Lessons by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Rita/Bellatrix
Ink by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Caught in the Act by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
The Sweetest Poison by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Rita/Sybill
Beetle's Beloved by Marauder
So she turns on herself by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Other Pairings
Madonna and Child - Rita/Blaise, by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Educating Rita, Part 1 and Part 2 - Severus/Rita/Lucius, by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Mischeviously Yours - Rita/Endora (HP/Bewitched crossover) by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Venom - Rita/Neville, by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
It'll Be a Cold Day in Hogsmeade - Rita/Barty Crouch Jnr (as Alastor Moody), by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Rita's Crush - Rita/Remus, by Karina
Punishment - Rita/Tonks, by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
The Difference - Rita/Poppy, by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
An Education - Rita/Ginny, by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Full Story - Rita/Lucius, by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Between Her Stocking Tops and Skin - Rita/Marlene McKinnon, by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Rita Says - Rita/Narcissa, by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Everything Old is New Again - Rita/Gilderoy, by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Onychophilia - Rita/Cedric, by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
To Earth, Like Ashes - Rita/Igor, by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Journalistic Integrity - Rita/Luna, by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
The Interview - Rita/Viktor, by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Cat and King - Rita/OMC, by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Source - Arthur/Rita, by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Off the Record - Rita/Kingsley by anon
Said the Spider to the Fly - Rita/Sirius by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Drabbles
'Vivid' and 'Innocence Lost And Found' by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Untitled Drabble by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Energised by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
It's Not You - It's Your Quill - Gilderoy/Rita by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Art
Private Interview - Rita/Snape by Marquis
Educating Rita Illustration - Severus/Rita/Lucius, by Marquis
A Star is Reborn, A Rita Skeeter Exclusive - Rita/Gilderoy by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Rita by Marquis
Rita Manip by Marquis
Just Rita by Marquis
Rita and Rufus - Rita/Rufus, by Marquis
Burp by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Movie Rita by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Angry Rita @ Hogs Head in OOTP by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Rita with quill by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
From The Best by Marquis
The Proper Use of a Quill - Rita/Luna by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
You Don't Say! by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
I Get My Way With You - Rita/Hermione by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Rita looking devious (my title) by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
The Girls You Love to Hate by PandorasPride. Rita, Bellatrix and Umbridge.
Rita Skeeter by Blastedgoose.
Harry Potter and Rita Skeeter by Harry Potter Spain
Dead Links - deleted entries, images and journals. If anyone knows where I can find these fics and artworks still, please leave a comment.
Butterfly by Clepsydra
Wet Spot - Rita/Rosmerta,by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Rita/Bill by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Tell Mama - Rita/Harry, by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Rita/Moody by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Interview With Rita - Rita/Weasley Twins, by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Young and Delusional - Rita/Sybill, by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Composition Of Sorts - Rita/Luna, by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)