Rita/Snape drabble
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featherxquillSnape/Rita, 100 words, PG, for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
10k_drabbles and the fanfic100 prompt "He."
Harry thought he was very clever, setting Rita Skeeter onto Snape. Either he’d kill her, or she’d rip him apart. Win/win situation, he figured.
“Afternoon Professor, mind if I sit down?”
Harry peered over the top of his butterbeer. Snape arched a brow. “Miss Skeeter. Don’t you prefer to do your interviews in a broom cupboard?”
Rita laughed. “Only the first time.”
“Ah.”
“I wonder if you’ll be as… forthcoming as you were during the tournament?”
“I suppose that depends on how well you coax the words from me.”
“Shall we go somewhere quieter?”
Harry sighed. Oh, for fuck’s sake.
10k_drabbles and the fanfic100 prompt "He."Harry thought he was very clever, setting Rita Skeeter onto Snape. Either he’d kill her, or she’d rip him apart. Win/win situation, he figured.
“Afternoon Professor, mind if I sit down?”
Harry peered over the top of his butterbeer. Snape arched a brow. “Miss Skeeter. Don’t you prefer to do your interviews in a broom cupboard?”
Rita laughed. “Only the first time.”
“Ah.”
“I wonder if you’ll be as… forthcoming as you were during the tournament?”
“I suppose that depends on how well you coax the words from me.”
“Shall we go somewhere quieter?”
Harry sighed. Oh, for fuck’s sake.
