Miranda as Mrs Claus

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This stuff pilfered from various lovely people over at the MRAP forums. Fred Claus looks like it's going to be a fairly stupid film, to be honest, if the trailer is anything to go by, but OH, it will be worth it to see Miranda in those costumes.

OMG. THE CUTE.

Here, have some screencaps from the trailer:










OMG RED AND WHITE STRIPES. SHE IS A CANDY CANE. MAY I LICK HER?


Clearly, she is surprised by the question.




My darling, you KNOW what happened last time you were on top. With your weight, at your age...


Wait, what on EARTH is he holding? It's a butt-plug, isn't it? Look how distressed he is!



I think I may die from the hot. And the red hair. Oh yes.

Also, I was watching episodes of 'Call My Bluff' and 'V Graham Norton' recently. In the one, Miranda revealed that she loves cormorants, in the other, that she loves nature and birds and is into falconry. How completely awesome is that?

When Graham didn't get the hobby, she said: "I don't have to explain to you the joy of having a wild beast thrashing around on your fist, do I?"

WIN, MANDA. sjdghjsghjsfhss. WINx1000000

Also, she was wearing GREEN STILLETOS. Fuck me sideways. *dies*