Gay Erotic Nazi Fiction

This piece was written by a friend of mine some time ago. It was posted under flock because 'it's about the last thing in the world I'd want my parents reading', but I have recently obtained his permission to respost it. He doesn't want his LJ username mentioned, but I will certainly send him a link to this so he can track it for comments.

This story is absolutely cracktastically hillarious. Puts fandom to shame. When I first read it, I laughed so hard that I cried. Wrong on so, so many levels. So. Funny.

Without further ado, here it is.


( Heinrich Himmler sat hunched over his large wooden desk, caressing a pile of papers, the newly typed Gestapo orders... )