OMG *flaily hands*

My Secret Santa wrote me Rita/Snape for smutty_claus, and it's amazing and brilliant and omfg I'm so happy!

Title: A Chronicle of a Selection of Rita Skeeter's Conquests, or, Confessions of a Quick Quotes Quill
Pairing: Rita Skeeter/Severus Snape
Summary: She and Severus have a history, though, and while he probably doesn't exactly hate her, she's pretty sure he wouldn't take too kindly to her slipping into his room, beetle-shaped, and transforming back into herself in his bed and slipping her clothes off and pushing them under a pillow and waiting for him to come and fuck her.
Rating: hard R
Warnings: Momentarily underage (Severus is seventeen in one scene)

Read it Here


It's just brilliant. They're both so real and disappointed and sort of lonely and slightly angsty but kind of connected at the same time, and it's all grey and beautiful and everything I could hope for and you should all go and read it right now. ♥