Kill Jane Challenge - Update
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cappuccinogirl's suggestion, and minerva_fan's request, I've expanded a little.
Category 2: Vinegette (as close to 1000 words as possible)
Kill Jane Tennison
OR
Write a first person piece from the perspective of one of Helen's OTHER characters.
Include at least one of the following *rubs god-like challenge creator fingers together*:
1. "Don't call me Ma'am"
2. Someone singing "Oh, you beautiful dog!"
3. A nekkid photograph.
4. "Difficult colour, green." (I know it wasn't a Helen line, but there are so many things you could do with it)
5. A screw up against a wall. (the cocktail or the real thing, it's your call)
You're not restricted to the films those things come from. Indeed, it would be hugely amusing to see them taken completely out of their context.
cappuccinogirl's suggestion, and minerva_fan's request, I've expanded a little. Category 2: Vinegette (as close to 1000 words as possible)
Kill Jane Tennison
OR
Write a first person piece from the perspective of one of Helen's OTHER characters.
Include at least one of the following *rubs god-like challenge creator fingers together*:
1. "Don't call me Ma'am"
2. Someone singing "Oh, you beautiful dog!"
3. A nekkid photograph.
4. "Difficult colour, green." (I know it wasn't a Helen line, but there are so many things you could do with it)
5. A screw up against a wall. (the cocktail or the real thing, it's your call)
You're not restricted to the films those things come from. Indeed, it would be hugely amusing to see them taken completely out of their context.
