FREE PLOT BUNNY

[featherxquill]

Is it terrible that this song makes me want to read nasty, dark, twisted Umbridge femslash?

I took a knife and cut out her eye
I took it home and watched it wither and die
Well, she's lucky that I didn't slip her a smile
That's why she sleeps with one eye open
That's the price she paid

I said, hey, girl with one eye
Get your filthy fingers out of my pie
I said, hey, girl with one eye
I'll cut your little heart out cause you made me cry

I slipped my hand under her skirt
I said don't worry, it's not gonna hurt
Oh, my reputation's kinda clouded with dirt
That's why you sleep with one eye open
That's the price you paid

ajdghjsgdjkshkdjkss. SOMEBODY WRITE THIS.

Comments

[cranky--crocus.livejournal.com]

I don't have that, but I do have a ridiculous story about Umbridge and an egg. (http://kiwish-beat.livejournal.com/6800.html)

I wish I had time for this interesting plot bunny!

[an-fhanai.livejournal.com]

I'm rocking out to that song RIGHT NOW. Oh, no, wait, it's switched to Drumming Song. Nevermind.

[purelush.livejournal.com]

Oh dear god, I HAVE CREATED A MONSTER!

Heee. It did make me think of femmeslashiness too, but more of the Bellatrix variety :D

[prudence-3.livejournal.com]

Oh dear Lord. This is the first time I've seen Umbridge in that light. O.O Um... I volunteer to take this bunny. It's gonna be an ugly PWP though and a drabble. Someone else can make it a novel-length.