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My best friend and I are on crack. Well, mostly her.

Had this msn convo with some random guy she hates



« Lòúvåín » says:
YOU ARE A COCKFACE.
spiceboi_99 says:
why?
« Lòúvåín » says:
BECAUSE YOU ARE, QUITE FRANKLY.
spiceboi_99 says:
oh ok thats lovely
« Lòúvåín » says:
OH, I ALMOST FORGOT...
« Lòúvåín » says:
YOU SMELL LIKE AN OLD HAM SANDWICH WITH PICKLES AND RANCID TUNA SALAD FROM MY ANUS.
spiceboi_99 says:
its nice to see only one of us has grown up
« Lòúvåín » says:
OH, BUT WAIT...
« Lòúvåín » says:
YOU ALSO LIKE TO SPEND YOUR WEEKENDS WHACKING OFF TO HARDWARE CATALOGUES, AND YOUR PANTS ARE TOO BIG, AND ARE FLORAL.
« Lòúvåín » says:
PLUS, I'M SURE YOU DON'T PAY YOUR TAXES.
« Lòúvåín » says:
OH, AND YOUR DOG IS UGLY.
« Lòúvåín » says:
IT HAS DIRTY EYES.
« Lòúvåín » says:
AND AN ARSE FOR A FACE.
« Lòúvåín » says:
ARE YOU NO LONGER LISTENING? oR HAS YOUR HEAD JUST SWALLOWED YOUR EYES.
« Lòúvåín » says:
YOU HAVE THE PERSONALITY OF AN OLD SHOE, WRAPPED IN A WET TOWEL, STUFFED WITH LIMERBEANS
« Lòúvåín » says:
AND, YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
« Lòúvåín » says:
AND YOU'RE SCRAWNEY.
« Lòúvåín » says:
AND YOUR MOTHER HAS A HEAD LIKE A DROPPED PIE.
« Lòúvåín » says:
YOUR FATHER WAS AN ECHIDNA THAT HAD BEEN BASHED WITH A BOARD WITH NAILS IN IT.
« Lòúvåín » says:
YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS A STOP SIGN
« Lòúvåín » says:
YOUR GRANDFATHER WAS UKRANIAN
« Lòúvåín » says:
THE ONLY PERSON WHO WOULD BE ATTRACTED TO YOU SEXUALLY WOULD BE SOMEONE WITH AN EYE ON THEIR ASS, NO FACE, AND A BROKEN NECK
« Lòúvåín » says:
AND FIVE BALLLS
« Lòúvåín » says:
WHY HAVEN'T YOU BLOCKED ME YET?
spiceboi_99 says:
because 1) im not immature and 2) im just ignoring u
« Lòúvåín » says:
IF YOU'RE IGNORING ME, HOW COME YOU KNEW I AKED YOU A QUESTION?
« Lòúvåín » says:
...
« Lòúvåín » says:
I KNEW YOU WERE LISTENING.
« Lòúvåín » says:
WELL...
« Lòúvåín » says:
TO CONTINUE M Y ONSLAUGHT...
« Lòúvåín » says:
YOU HAVE RED HAIRS UNDER YOUR ARMPITS, AND ON FRIDAY MORNINGS OU LIKE TO SHOVE A CHINESE PAPER FAN UP YOUR ASS.
« Lòúvåín » says:
YOU HAVE NO SPLEEN.
« Lòúvåín » says:
YOU HAD ONE ONCE, BUT IT BECAME "RUPTURED"

Finally Blocked.

*collapses with laughter*


No alcohol went into the making of this post. Only Coca Cola, chips and Potter Puppet Pals hilarity.
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