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featherxquillAhahaha this is fabulous.
Me:
Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Angie heads outside and brands her cattle.
Angie doesn't say "who's your daddy", because she knows the answer.
Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Angie will beat his ass and take it.
Angie can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rita:
Rita once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Rita uses a night light. Not because Rita is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Rita.
The truth will set you free. Unless Rita has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
Rita can taste lies.
Me:
Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Angie heads outside and brands her cattle.
Angie doesn't say "who's your daddy", because she knows the answer.
Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Angie will beat his ass and take it.
Angie can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rita:
Rita once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Rita uses a night light. Not because Rita is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Rita.
The truth will set you free. Unless Rita has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
Rita can taste lies.
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Date: 2007-11-17 10:03 pm (UTC)