Wild Wild West - Night of the Vicious Valentine

[featherxquill]

Since I, and a bunch of you, seem to be feeling the Agnes Moorhead love right now, I thought I might take this moment to post these videos that I have been meaning to post FOREVER. Some glorious person uploaded the episide of 'Wild Wild West' for which Agnes won an Emmy playing the episode's villain, Emma Valentine.

And rightly so. Emma Valentine is quite possibly the campiest, most ambitious villain ever. I don't know what villains were usually like on Wild Wild West, but surely they couldn't have been as awesomely insane as Emma Valentine. She has a HAREM OF PRETTY YOUNG WOMEN, and a chair in her room that has HAND SHAPED RESTRAINTS, and she TOTALLY MAKES A PASS AT THE HERO, and guys, she has a PINK HEART SHAPED BED AND A DRESS TO MATCH.

Seriously, this is single-episode-tv-villainy at its finest.

Seriously. (SPOILER)


QUEEN OF AMERICA. OH, EMMA. THINK BIG.

Comments

[kellychambliss.livejournal.com]

Agnes as campy villain! I can't wait to watch this. (It will have to wait a couple of days -- things to do, trips to take...)

[bunney.livejournal.com]

I loved that show. Robert Conrad was so gorgeous.

[modernpirates.livejournal.com]

THIS IS MADE OF AWESOME!!!!!!!

Firstly, CUUURRRTIIIISSS *buries hands in face*
I don't need to tell you how IN LOVE I AM with this episode! That laughing man really actually gave me the heebies - what a creepster!

"While Mr West and I become the best of frrrriends" SEDUCTIVE! (You really must stick a Mr West/Emma Valentine bunny in your head!! I don't care what anyone says, he so wants her!) Plus her amazing bedroom eyes and hot eyeliner.

The bedroom scene? I'm dead. I died and went to fangirl heaven - a heart shaped bed and Emma Valentine in a night-gown, truly? I died. Her dignified face while exercising made me lol.

Then how she whipped out her heart decorated glasses and looked the girl up and down (Emma may have been in girl-heaven too, no? :P)

The "dainty little hands" bit and talk about crushing the life out of you - sexual! The chair with hands? At this point I really thought I would die - so many porn-without-plot stories to be had! And when she asked what colour hair he preferred and she dragged out red heads - *fans self*

Angry!Emma is probably hotter than anything. Her laugh just oozes sex. And the way the men are tied is just kinky as all fuck.

Okay I could go on frame for frame about Agnes Moorehead but holy fuck, what a woman!

[featherxquill.livejournal.com]

:D :D :D

OMG, right? I just. Everything about Emma Valentine is awesome. And that chair with the hands - what possible purpose could that serve that's not sexual? And the way she has like four costume changes in one episode, and each one is camper than the last.

HE TOTALLY WANTS HER.

AND SHE IS IN GIRL HEAVEN. Seriously, rescuing those pretty little things from their lives of crime and drudgery, dressing them up like dolls and teaching them how to be 'proper' women? What do you think that entails? ;)

*death by innuendo*