The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13 |
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This morning, you should... | climb onto your roof and practice your naked yodeling to passing 747s. |
Then, after lunch... | leap on random pedestrians and demand that your need for piggy back rides be sated, lest you kill again. |
Dinner will consist of... | three fifths of Jack, a pack of smokes, and some Valium. |
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to... | howl at the moon, passing pedestrians, cars, small animals, and anything else that catches your attention. |
At the height of your madness, you will call | miss_nightshade |
And the two of you will proceed to... | go to a club and have a contest to see who can lick the most unwitting strangers by dawn. |
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