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Hello everyone, I'm back! Flicking through my flist before I get stuck into my essay, and I will respond to all the comments on my fic soon, I promise.

Posting some photos soon.

Have a meme. The adult version of the one [livejournal.com profile] mctabby wrote a while ago. Don't know who wrote this one. Pick your characters before you read the questions, and all.

Characters:

1. Lucius Malfoy
2. Minerva McGonagall
3. Rita Skeeter
4. Neville Longbottom
5. Pomona Sprout
6. Severus Snape
7. Poppy Pomfrey
8. Molly Weasley
9. Fred Weasley
10. Albus Dumbledore
11. Sybill Trelawney
12. Bellatrix Lestrange



Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?

Dumbledore - A voyeur, totally. Being able to be invisible without a cloak would have interesting advantages.

Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?

Sybill - In my list? I could see her bottoming to Rita Skeeter. And totally enjoying it.

Would you rather do 3 or 5?

Rita or Pomona? Rita. She'd be ruthless, and her nails would bite into my skin, and... damn.

Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?

Lucius or Neville? Lucius. Long blonde hair to pull, that pimp cane, all those clothes... kfjhxdrfg

12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.

Minerva and Bellatrix:

*slinding her fingers between Minerva's legs, with a wand at her throat* If you make a sound, I'll kill you

How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?

I'd prefer to read about Sybill, actually, though I wouldn't object to someone drawing her with Minerva, or Rita, or Hooch, or whoever. Femslash art is rather rare.

Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?

Fred/Sprout - in one of the greenhouses, after smoking some of Pomona's stash to loosen them up a bit. Any takers, flist?

When 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...

Bella? Rodolphus, sliding a knife down her skin and licking the wound.

What is 11's favorite sex toy?

Nipple clamps and handcuffs.

Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?

Bellatrix/Poppy/Lucius

"Wounds Unhealed" Yes, I probaby would read or write it. Warnings for non-con and torture, I'd expect, since I could only see that working if Bella and Lucius invaded Hogwarts. Unless [livejournal.com profile] minerva_fan's betrayal fic were used as a basis. That could be verrrry interesting.

Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?

Minerva or Severus? Hmmm. I'd have to say Severus, actually. I see Minerva as the dominating one of the pair.

If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?

Sybill and Rita? Rita, of course - she'd publish an expose in a trashy lebian porn magazine. A day before it was released, the prophet would have an exclusive interview with Sybill, full of revealed secrets. She saw it coming, of course.

As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?

Pomona has to be the nurse and Poppy gets to be the patient.

Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.

Neville would finger Bella with hands covered in chilli. She'd get off on it, many times.

8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?

Molly/Neville. Molly, definitely.

Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?

Fred would not be into group. It would make him think of fucking his family.

What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?

I'd tell Molly I didn't want to have a threesome with Arthur, if this was where it was going. Pomona would crack open the home-made, magical warming massage oil.

What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?

Albus and Neville would keep very quiet about that time Fawkes joined in.

10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?

Albus gets his tatoo right underneath that birthmark shaped like the London underground. It says "Fred: Always On Time"

Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?

Minerva is writing Sybill/Snape. The summary says: "Bewitch the sanity; completely unpredicatble. The things one sees while wandering on four paws. NC-17, possibly OOC, possible squick."

If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?

Molly to Minerva: "Well, I see you're a Gryffindor through and through."


And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale:

9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue her. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of his/her regular clients.

Fred Weasley and Lucius Malfoy are having a quickie in a broom closet when Molly Weasley walks in on them. Naturally enough, Molly joins in, first paging Rita Skeeter, who's in the middle of fucking Pomona Sprout into the mattress. Rita abandons Pomona on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Pomona, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Neville attempts to rescue her. But Pomona will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Dumbledore is one of her regular clients.

a)The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse? b) What would you entitle this story? c) who's most out of character? d) who on your flist would read it? e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?

a) Well, if I changed a few words it could work. Molly would 'freak out' and Rita would be excited by the 'possibility of a front page article with pictures' - in a version of HP far less censored than the published, it could work. Neville would so try to rescue Pomona.
b) "Too Much of a Herbology Thing"?
c) Molly.
d) Ah, some of you kinky bitches ;)
d) Is is 4am anywhere, is anyone on enough crack?

Date: 2005-10-02 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nema-rasa.livejournal.com
>>Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?

Minerva is writing Sybill/Snape. The summary says: "Bewitch the sanity; completely unpredicatble. The things one sees while wandering on four paws. NC-17, possibly OOC, possible squick."
<<

That's just... perfection.

Date: 2005-10-03 04:01 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] featherxquill.livejournal.com
*Minerva smiles as the first review rolls in*

Why thankyou! ;)

Date: 2005-10-03 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corvus-coronis.livejournal.com
Not a bad basis for a fic, I don't mind the SS/ST pairing.

Date: 2005-10-03 07:11 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] featherxquill.livejournal.com
I've only read one fic where both characters were in character in regards to canon (and only two otherwise. Sybill in the 'Roman Holiday' series is wonderful, but she is by no means canon). I wouldn't mind having a crack at it, actually, though it would pobably give me even more grief than Neville/Rita did. It's on my to do list, I think. :)

Date: 2005-10-03 07:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corvus-coronis.livejournal.com
This afternoon, I came up with an idea I liked for a Bellatrix/Draco fic (based on stuff that comes up during occulemency lessons) that would still be quite canon-tight. I'll add it to the adult challenges section of my site next time I update it.

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