Harry Potter Pants Game

[featherxquill]

I know this has been done a million times in a million different places, but I miss such things, and I want to play again.

The Harry Potter Pants Game

Rules: Take a quote, any quote, from a Harry Potter book, and substitute one word of the sentence with the word 'pants'.

Come on, now, flist, AMUSE me! :)


Here are a few to start you off:

"I went to see Professor McGonagall this morning, just before breakfast. I've decided to drop my pants." - Hermione

She reached again into her crocodile pants, and drew out a long, acid green quill.

I need to see the pants where Malfoy keeps coming secretly...

...Aand you get the idea.

This is muchly fun. Have a go :D

Comments

[ciara-belle.livejournal.com]

I need to see the pants where Malfoy keeps coming secretly...

Nothing could possibly be better than that. *dies*

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

* takes a deep breath, and... *

"Dabbing at his streaming nose, Filch squinted unpleasantly at Harry, who waited with baited breath for his pants to fall" -CoS

"Lockhart cuffed Harry merrily on the shoulder 'Just do what I did, Harry!'
'What, drop my pants?'" -CoS

"Slytherin's gigantic stone pants were moving. Horror-struck, Harry saw his pants opening, wider and wider, to make a huge black hole. And something was stirring inside the statue's pants. Something was slithering up from the depths" -CoS

"'Hasn'--hasn' anyone bin able ter open their pants?' said Hagrid, looking crestfallen.
The class all shook their heads.
'Yeh've got ter stroke 'em,' said Hagrid, as though this was the most obvious thing in the world. "

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's pants." -PoA

"Hmmm... well, the only people who really know are in no condition to tell us. You see, the dementor lowers its pants only to use its last and worst weapon." -PoA

"It has nothing to do with weakness," said Professor Lupin sharply, as though he had read Harry's mind. "The dementors affect you worse than the others because there are horrors in your pants that the others don't have." -PoA

"'I was just showing Harry my pants,' said Lupin pleasantly, pointing at the pants.
'Fascinating,' said Snape, without looking" - PoA

"I felt its clammy touch upon my pants before I sat bolt upright" -FB

"Course Dumbledore trusts you. He's a trusting man, isn't he? Believes in second chances. But me -- I say there are pants that don't come off, Snape. Pants that never come off, know what I mean?" -GoF

"And then, Potter... then we'll find out whether you've been in my pants or not." - GoF

"And what's more, someone's put another niffler in Umbridge's pants, I don't know how they got it through that new door, but I just walked past there and Umbridge is shrieking her head off..." -OotP

"Both Sirus and Snape lowered their pants." -OotP

"...those who have mastered Legilimency are able, under certain conditions, to delve into the pants of their victims and to interpret their findings correctly." -OotP

" 'I am about to break into your pants,' said Snape softly. 'We are going to see how well you resist.' " -OotP

"He will penetrate your pants with absurd ease, Potter" -OotP

“Dumbledore lowered his pants and surveyed Harry through his half-moon glasses. ‘It is time,’ he said…” -OotP

"Snape reacted so fast it was as though he had been expecting an attack: dropping his pants, he plunged his hand inside his robes and his wand was halfway into the air when James shouted, 'Expelliarmus!'" -OotP

"She pressed hard on the top of his pants. "Doesnt it ever lie flat?" she said desperately. Harry shook his head." - OotP

[deccaboo.livejournal.com]

*dies from the funny* "She pressed hard on the top of his pants. "Doesnt it ever lie flat?" she said desperately. Harry shook his head." - OotP This deserves to be an icon!

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

That boobs icon is to me what Harry's Mother's Eyes are to Slughorn ... how can I refuse? snapesbabe is a hard act to follow, but I'll try ...

"It so happens that I know of the pants," he said in a low voice. "I am one of the few the Dark Lord has told" - Snape, HBP
'all three of the Dursleys were cowering with their arms over their heads as their pants bounced up and down on their skulls, the contents flying everywhere' - HBP
"And incidentially," said Snape, standing back to allow Harry to pass him, "I was interested to see your new pants" - Snape (to Tonks), HBP
"Your defences," said Snape, a little louder, "Must therefore be as flexible and inventive as the Pants you seek to undo" - Snape, HBP
'Typically, ten minutes into the lesson, Hermione managed to repel Neville's Jelly-Pants Jinx without uttering a single word' - HBP
"I do not take pants from anyone, Potter ... not even the Chosen One" - Snape, HBP
"He told me she needn't have died. He only wanted pants" - Harry, HBP
"Had a House Elf taste every pants after what happened to your poor friend Rupert" - Slughorn, HBP
"However, a withered hand does not seem an unreasonable exchange for a seventh of Voldemort's pants" - Dumbledore, HBP
'Dumbledore pointed his blackened fingers to the wall behind him, where a ruby-encrusted pants reposed within a glass case' - HBP
"I can make bad things happen to people who annoy me. I can make them pants if I want to" - Tom Riddle, HBP
"Morfin was sitting in a filthy armchair beside the smoking fire, twisting a live pants between his thick fingers and crooning at it softly in Parseltongue" - HBP
"it's all just a joke, isn't it, an act? Like any of us need protecting against the Dark Pants" - Draco, HBP
"Voldemort was still at least one pants short of his goal of six when he entered your parent's house" Dumbledore, HBP
'Harry nodded, his eyes fixed resolutely on the spider now climbing Dumbledore's pants' - HBP
"Kreacher will not insult Harry Potter in front of Dobby, no he won't, or Dobby will shut Kreacher's pants for him!" - Dobby, HBP
"He stole some of the pants Slughorn showed us in our first Potions lesson" - Harry, HBP
"He's got Crabbe and Goyle transforming into pants?" guffawed Ron - HBP
'And Odo the hero, they bore him back home/To the place that he'd known as a lad,/They laid him to rest with his pants inside out/And his wand snapped in two, which was sad.' - Slughorn, HBP
"I was strolling along, brooding upon certain Dark pants I happen to have glimpsed" - Trelawney, HBP
"Yes, I think so - only by drinking it can I empty the pants and see what lies in its depths" - Dumbledore, HBP
"Accio Rosmerta's pants." - Harry, HBP
"He's a double-pants, you stupid old man, he isn't working for you, you just think he is!" - Draco, HBP
"Blocked again, and again, and again until you learn to keep your mouth shut and your pants closed, Potter!" - Snape, HBP